I've just been reminded
of that thing Channel 4 did on fetishes and the pony girls with the horse tail butt plugs.

*sadface* Why does my brain keep things like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's a horse tail buttplug?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Ronseal.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)

No it's not fucking ronseal or I wouldn't have asked the fucking question.
I thought it could have been a butt plug made of a horses tail, not a butt plug with a tail attacked so you could pretend to be a horsey.

*grumble grumble grumble bloody women grumble grumble grumble*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)

You lead a remarkably sheltered existence

( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)

You disappoint me.
I thought you knew all the interesting sex stuff. I looked up to you for your Angry Pirate experience.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Beeeep
www.fetters.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=922&zenid=78c1af3cb3e1d3f85760956b6840b496
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Yes I did just search "horse tail butt plug" in google images, at work, with safe search off
Safe for work
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

No you didn't,
you just took a picture of your bedside table.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

What the blue fuck?
*fears*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

This:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_roleplay

NSFW because of a wee picture of a woman in clichéd crap black leather and buckles.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

It's not that cliched to be honest...
It's a fairly uncommon get up and probably custom made.

Not much else than black leather is used for harnesses.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)

it's that kind of fashion
that puts me right off the fetish scene.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Just because leather mostly comes in black?
What about rubber, or some of the other myriad materials and items used?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)

leather does not mostly come in black!
I know this to be true because my grandfather makes bagpipes.

Latex is worse and rubber does nothing for me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

It's not long 'til my birthday...

( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)