I've never been on the receiving end of this much internet anger before
and I used to really seriously try and annoy people on IRC
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not angry
just disapointed.

I liked your band though.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

thanks
my beard isn't silly though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Beards like that are invariably worn on the faces of people that think they are:
a) alternative
b) not a total tool
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Well
if that's what you think, you should surely have one?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH yeah, I went there.

but really, you are a tool. Why are you trolling so much?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

First 'meat puppet' now 'troll'
Can't you take a little banter?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hmmmmm
there is banter, which we were quite happy with, and we all gave as good as we got, and there is posting photos of people, which, as I said, is going too far. Also, there is your ridiculously over the top anger to a request for a link.

These things are not banter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Why is Off Topic populated entirely by unfunny people with beards?
It's just creepy.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

it's almost like a meeting of geography teachers right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Maybe he's pognophobic?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe you shouldn't use big words
They confuse me :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh don't mind me
Iz juss a goil...
How's you? This is funny!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I really don't think I'm alternative
and I'm pretty sure I'm not a total tool. Not that I have to defend my beard to you, but I have it because I like it and prefer how I look with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You prefer how you look with it.
Why do you have a foetus in foetu growing off your chin, or no lips or something?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

not last time I looked
was a while ago mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

How come
You're allowed to post when your account's only 3 days old?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

magic

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Well if you do walk around being all smug and that...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

going for a circle of smugness here
the reason I am smug is because I have things to be smug about.
that's right, I'm smug about being smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

If the one
with the good beard is you, then with reference to a thread of yours a few days ago about making it piratey, you definitely should.
How could your image not be improved by plaits and beardbeads?
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've tried
it's not as easy as it seems.

plus, I only have two beads and one of them is too small.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Tsk. Try harder
get yourself something like these:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Clip-On-Hair-Braiding-Beads-Dark-Blue_W0QQitemZ390051349234QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Crafts_Beads_CA?hash=item5ad0df42f2&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262&_trkparms=%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A30

Also, I originally read that as two beards. You may indeed have more than one but I don't really want to think about anyone trying to braid their pubes...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that is exactly what I need
I hadn't even considered looking tbh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'd watch my back if I were you
You might get internet murdered.
They can do that right? I'm sure it happened to Sandra Bullock in the 90s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

yeah
but it was only Sandra Bullock, so no one cared
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

and now look at the mess we're in!
Someone's about to be disappeared. Heaven help us all. The internet is a terrible thing. It causes deaths and anger and a hurty stomach.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I need to watch MY back
This guy is probably grassing me up to the filth as we speak for breach of copyright or something.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Swine flu started as a computer virus.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ha!
Office lol
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)