Thanks for the offer
but I'd prefer to limit my online best buddies to people with a clean bill of mental health.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:55, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

You can do prejudice too?
You are good.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Haha!
This is what you get for being mental, I guess.
Terrible prejudice.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I think he loves you, V.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Oh sorry, I thought we were sharing, on the internet.
Besides, its not a real prejudice, as its not a real health problem.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You're right it's not
None of the things I hallucinate are real.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'll wager you indulged in a childish fantasy in an attempt to gain attention in the real world.
It's like there is no distinction between the you I'm typing at and the you sat at a computer in his pants.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Dammit you got me in one
I am quite lucky though that my employer doesn't have a problem with my coming to work in my y fronts.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'm guessing your employer doesn't mind you calling people cunts on the internet either.
Where is it you work?
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

and before you shower of gimps wring your hands at me
I'm just giving as good as I get.
He has just started a thread about how much of a cunt I am.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It's a jokes and banter
This is b3ta remember!
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I take it back
We can be best buddies after all.
*high fives*
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hook, line and sinker boys
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

NOT
haha, see what I did.

I used sarcasm, like you.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It's fun isn't it
I'm sarcastically announcing to you all that I'm going home as I need the attention. Goodbye people, please like me, you all seem so cool, we could be friends.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Oh shit, I'm worried now
Don't go bipolar on me.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Must try harder.
4.6/10.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

why, what happens then?
Is it like when they cross the streams on Ghostbusters?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Much worse.
You've see Godzilla, right?
It's like that, crossed with Fight Club. Cuz the guy in Fight Club is WELL MENTAL like.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

All the power and fury of a nuclear explosion
but with clean coal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Hahaha!
Post of the day!
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:19, Reply)

How dare you!
He's been in the NEWSLETTER, I'll have you know.
That's an instant pass to being able to get away with being an awful penis, apparently.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oooh fantastic!
*applies for pass*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Well the truth will out...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

My thoughts (reposted)
1) Learn to spell.

2) Learn to punctuate.

3) Stop being a cunt.

After that, I might give your posts the time of day.

Boomshanka

PJM
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

*flicks fingers*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Please think twice before adding line breaks -- your post will be skipped over if it looks too spread out or is a wall of text.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Soorry
I didunt relize my spelong was so irrutatong to u
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Spelling, sir, is the least of your worries

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)

ha ha,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)