Please stop being mean to Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland
He's a lovely boy but because you're scared of what you don't understand you bully him.

Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland I, Captain 'Catface' V, will stand by your side you complete and utter cunt
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, 40 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I like the way you put the bit at the bottom in small,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Clever innit
It makes it a funny.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I know because it started off meaning one thing
and then it didn't mean that thing at all in the end.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I'm covered in oil.
This is terrible.
Also, you awful penis.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Baby oil I hope
I hope you're naked 'n' stuff. I want to rub my awful penis over your slippery, oily body.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Nope.
Old engine oil.
Had to clear 2600 litres of the stuff.
Most of the drums had rusted shut, so I got to bust them open with a massive hammer. It was most satisfying.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Thanks for the offer
but I'd prefer to limit my online best buddies to people with a clean bill of mental health.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

You can do prejudice too?
You are good.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Haha!
This is what you get for being mental, I guess.
Terrible prejudice.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

I think he loves you, V.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Oh sorry, I thought we were sharing, on the internet.
Besides, its not a real prejudice, as its not a real health problem.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You're right it's not
None of the things I hallucinate are real.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'll wager you indulged in a childish fantasy in an attempt to gain attention in the real world.
It's like there is no distinction between the you I'm typing at and the you sat at a computer in his pants.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Dammit you got me in one
I am quite lucky though that my employer doesn't have a problem with my coming to work in my y fronts.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I'm guessing your employer doesn't mind you calling people cunts on the internet either.
Where is it you work?
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

and before you shower of gimps wring your hands at me
I'm just giving as good as I get.
He has just started a thread about how much of a cunt I am.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It's a jokes and banter
This is b3ta remember!
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

I take it back
We can be best buddies after all.
*high fives*
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Hook, line and sinker boys
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

NOT
haha, see what I did.

I used sarcasm, like you.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It's fun isn't it
I'm sarcastically announcing to you all that I'm going home as I need the attention. Goodbye people, please like me, you all seem so cool, we could be friends.
( Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Oh shit, I'm worried now
Don't go bipolar on me.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Must try harder.
4.6/10.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

why, what happens then?
Is it like when they cross the streams on Ghostbusters?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Much worse.
You've see Godzilla, right?
It's like that, crossed with Fight Club. Cuz the guy in Fight Club is WELL MENTAL like.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

All the power and fury of a nuclear explosion
but with clean coal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Hahaha!
Post of the day!
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:19, Reply)

How dare you!
He's been in the NEWSLETTER, I'll have you know.
That's an instant pass to being able to get away with being an awful penis, apparently.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oooh fantastic!
*applies for pass*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Well the truth will out...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

My thoughts (reposted)
1) Learn to spell.

2) Learn to punctuate.

3) Stop being a cunt.

After that, I might give your posts the time of day.

Boomshanka

PJM
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

*flicks fingers*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Please think twice before adding line breaks -- your post will be skipped over if it looks too spread out or is a wall of text.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Soorry
I didunt relize my spelong was so irrutatong to u
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Spelling, sir, is the least of your worries

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:03, Reply)

ha ha,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

i always miss the good stuff :((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:18, Reply)

You didn't really miss much.
They were rubbish.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:34, Reply)

i fucking love a wobble

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

It was more of a minor oscillation than a wobble.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)