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(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:05, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Hiya Spak!
I'm stuffed with pasta. Have you read all the iron girder from this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:08, Reply)
Hey Roota
I have indeed. It's like this guy's a meme-volcano!

So I take it you're feeling like an inverted tortelloni right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:11, Reply)
hi
I'm not home.
I'm still going to post.
Don't have a pisswibble or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:10, Reply)
Ki Kristine
I take it your boyfriend is now safe from predators so you've changed your name back.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)
Oh, he's not really my boyfriend.
I'm single and ready to mingle.
*slurps martini*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:15, Reply)
* grabs extra long straw *
* Quietly inserts straw into Martini *

* slurps *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)
I totally could have poured one for you.
*pours herself another*
*and one for you*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
Aww thanks.
Here, you can even use my long straw.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)
you've already used it
*shuns straw*
Have a sicilian kiss
*hands shot*
*muahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
* muahs back *
* slurps *

Now what can I get you?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
I've got one.
Here drink this it's called sex with an alligator
*hands drink to you*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)
Sex with an Alligator?
No wonder you're trying to get me drunk.

* buys drink *

Here, drink the Wet Panties.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)
Ohhh, drink this g-string

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)
I'll give you a Panty Dropper
* slurps *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)
I'll give you a Hand Down Your Pants
*sips*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)
* gives Screaming Orgasm *

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
*pours another glass of lemonade*
Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)
You need some of this wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
I'm on the wagon, my friend
after telling my boss I want to cunt stalker girl in the fuck at a work do!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)
Oh I see!
I musta missed that one. Pah, don't blame the booze. You've had it up to *here* with that lunatic from what I've gathered on here. You were bound to blow at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)
The worst thing is he met her at work last Friday
and apart from saying she dressed like a lesbian and asking if she had teh gay for me, he said "she seems like a really nice person" ><'
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
He WILL realise.
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)
He will... he'll have to.
The look on my face when he said "she seems like a really nice person" must have told him all he needs to know...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)
hiiiiiiiiiii
*air kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)
Evening dahling *air-kisses 3 times, Swiss style*

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
O hai Spak!
I have just had Thai green curry sauce and brown rice since I have no chicken. It was most nomsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)
If this continues
the chickens will be made redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)
It's only because I ate all the chicken yesterday :(
*wants moar chicken*. Did you see Gonz's roast chicken recipe the other day?

In other news I am all packed for London and not even going for another two days!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)
What brings you to London this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
I am on a mission.
With Pot. It involves hotels and tea parties and champagne and will be made of win and awesome and nawty.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:29, Reply)
Good luck!
Details...?

This weekend, I've got a meal, a b3ta-bash, a wedding and a friend staying at my place lined up.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Champagne at St Pancras, my friend's birthday tea party in the park,
and then... well. And then Camden the next day before I return home and cease my life as a lady of leisure to return to work. Woe.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)
Seems like we'll be avoiding eachother
I'll be mostly south of the River. Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)
Aw, shame.
What are you up to then?

Oh, we will ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)
It's something that involves me dressing up in a tuxedo
Haven't worn anything smart for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)
I've not been smart for ages either.
Business casual FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)
What she doesn't say
Is between the birthday party and camden, there will be around 9 hours of solid sex.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)
Oooooh,
that sounds good!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)
It was absolutely delicious.
Your Facebook statuses always make me hungry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)
Ooh someone's feeling frisky!
Quick, Spak, top up her Martini while she's not looking. Then put a bit of Demis Roussos on. Unless you have a beard. In which case, "Kristine, RUN!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)
I have no beard
but I used to have a goatee until a month ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)
lets be honest here
fresh shave is the best...about twelve hours later
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)
Yes. This.
Stubble. Want. Have lost ability to make coherent sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)
Some stubble disagrees with me
I get a comedy red nose and chin. Other stubble suits me just fine. Wonder if it's simply a case of different textures, or if it's something cosmic or pheremone-related...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
no good
you only want a light caress, not rub it like a cat in heat

I know, it's hard to control ones self
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)
Stubble rash is bloody awful.
I had it so badly once he exfoliated my lip. Oww.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)
:(
I gave a guy a blood blister once from biting whilst kissing :((
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Ouch!
The fact he'd also given me a huge lovebite on my neck had me in a thick woolly scarf for days...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)
uuuuuughhhhhh yuck
I used to take pride in marks but I don't like them at all now, that's....trife
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This was when I was 19 or so
Nasty; and I panicked that it wouldn't vanish before my parents came to see me...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)
I was 24 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)
I always used to forget to brush my hair properly after spending the night with my then-boyfriend
and go to classes with hair like Russell Brand :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)
he's got such lovely wavey hair, though
I assume you mean the teased bit in the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)
Yep :) he does indeed *would*
Used to wonder why people looked at me funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)
yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh
he's hotter than a biscuit
*want to touch the hiiiiineeeeey*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)
Huzzah! It's not just me!
I imagine there's quite a queue though... woe.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)
Which queue are you on about?
The one to give his smug self-satisfied mug a good solid cunt in the fuck?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:21, Reply)
something a bit softer than that I presume

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)
Not entirely.
I like you over 9000 times more than him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Sometimes you wake up and realised you kissed too much
And you go to your parents' house and your dad says "What IS the matter with your face?" and you say "Oh, I've got rosacea, remember?"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:36, Reply)
Swollen lips are harder to conceal.
The same guy who gave me the rash also left me looking like Angelina Jolie...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)
I misread that as "goatse"
Hi spak!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)
Greetings miss ( . )( . ) ... or should I now say, mrs. ( . )( . )
Alas, I don't have one of those chins that looks like a set of buttocks, so it's just a goatee.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)
Evening sweary one!
How are things?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)
It's hard being this awesome.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)
Evenin shithead!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:40, Reply)
'Ning Mr Kaol!
What did penguin man say?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)
Evening Kaol
Have you ever considered just being great? Might ease the strain somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)
Evening
Have we all seen the video for Sense & Sensibility & Sea Monsters?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)
That is pure, unadulterated genius.
I like this trend very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)
What exactly do you guys do in these threads?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:13, Reply)
Talk about
alternative energy, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This raises an interesting question
Could the world be powered on the fluff levels that come out of an HSH thread?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:22, Reply)
.
Perhaps the fluff from HSH and the spikyness from the spiky threads could cause eachother to spin round. We could harness energy that way.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
Evening
Is all Londonish with a pint. Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:25, Reply)
Evening Kak
Have you moved to London yet or are you just on another holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)
@ Spak
A brief jaunt, this trip.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
So I hear
the new Harry Potter movie is like someone threw up on a turd. Anyone seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Nope
But my younger sister loathed it, so I've been warned away.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)
I loathe Potter almost as much as I loathe Twilight
so I could have told you that anyway. Ice Age 3 was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

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