Ouch
It wasn't so bad here. There was a small puddle in my Dad's workshop when I went out there to nick scissors and I got a little wet chasing the cat around the garden in the dark but nothing too bad.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Were you trying to steal it's face?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)

No
I let her out by mistake when I went to borrow the scissors at 1:30. Stupid thing wouldn't come back in and kept running off if I got within 5 paces of her so I left her out in the end.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)

You chased the cat around the garden with scissors?
You... YOU WERE TRYING TO MATE WITH IT!
You sick fuck.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I'd put the scissors inside
In case I fell over and stabbed myself in the face.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Inside the cat?
You were STAB-FUCKING it, weren't you?
This is terrible.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I meant inside the house :(
This is terrible internet bullying although I probably deserve it for upsetting Clendrix.

I'm going to go cry in the toilets.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Haha!
Yeah, you do deserve it.
I hope she's ok though.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

She's just proclaimed her love to me
All is well although now I need to tell CHCB that I'm leaving her for a more awesomer woman.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

good luck, mate!
But I've got your sister on side now, so watch your back.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)