Best of all he looks a bit like the guy who played the big guy made from rocks in the Fantastic Four film.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Orange and lumpy
and wearing a big blue nappy?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Before the cosmic rays got him silly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

No, you've been down the Bigg Market again haven't you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Who me?
I NEVER go down the Bigg Market.

It's far too classy for me
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I thought as much

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Ooh, he's a keeper!
I'm just kidding with you. Don't think too far ahead. Go for it. Chances are he'll turn out to be an immature , unappreciative prick anyway. But you could have lots of fun before you find that out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Not bitter about something,
Are we?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

How were your pub biscuits?

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Excellent.
I'm still in a bad mood though.
This computer is shit. A bag of mongs, on fire, would run photoshop better.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Oh dear
:(
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

*click*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I'd prefer to say 'stoic' than bitter.
Don't miss a trick do you, hawk-eye?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Of course not.
It's all part of the job.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Could you do one of your info packs?
Might make more sense than actually trying to work it out for myself!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)

The Kaol Guide To Dating?
I can't see this ending well.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Oh I dunno.
You said one more bad thing? Well yes. So it's fine. I know what must be done.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Well,
I guess I can't help but be awesome.
It's just a shame I can't clone myself for everyone.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)