Your hand has SHRUNK?
This is a medical emergency.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can barely hold a fishing rod.
*cries*
*panics*
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

This is grim news indeed.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

You made me do a laugh
I really want my own gnome now.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Just sit in your own garden

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

ask CHCB if you can borrow hers
OH WAIT.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Excellent.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I guess it's better than being called a midget

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

wouldn't know
I passed through being short very quickly on my way to being tall.

weirdly, was at a family gathering the other day (Dad's side), and all my aunts, uncles, cousins etc. are short as hell. What made it more strange was that my mum was the shortest person in the room, yet my brothers and I get our 6ft plus height from her side.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Awh, midget relatives for the win!
My family are pretty tall. If it wasn't for my "little" brother, I'd be the tallest though. Damn his freakish height.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

chill winston
I recommend the application of a venomous snake to the hand in question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)