Predictive Text
I've noticed quite a few occasions where predictive text offers several different words for the same keypresses, and sometimes they're linked:

pint - shot - riot
needs - offer
efficient - deficient

Any others you've noticed?

EDIT: Helps if you don't stupidly use -> in your posts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:08, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

¿pǝɔıʇou ǝʌ,noʎ sɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐ

ʇuǝıɔıɟǝp - ʇuǝıɔıɟɟǝ
ɹǝɟɟo - spǝǝu
ʇoıɹ - ʇuıd - ʇoɥs
ʇxǝʇ ǝʌıʇɔıpǝɹd
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Very good Kaol
I like.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Glad to be able to add something to the conversation.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

How do you do that then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

ɔıbɐɯ
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Edit - please note, does not work in title bar
ɹǝɥɔ1ǝɟ ʎǝʞuop noʎ ǝpısʞɔɐq ʎɯ ɔıbɐɯ
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Nothing works in the title bar. uʍopǝpısdn
See.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

It was a one-off.
He'll never be able to do it again.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

.uıɐbɐ ʇı op oʇ ǝ1qɐ ǝq ɹǝʌǝu 11,ǝɥ
.ɟɟo-ǝuo ɐ sɐʍ ʇı
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I meant add something to the conversation,
which you've clearly demonstrated so far.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

You? Add to the conversation?
Yeah right, just keep making the naan breads.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I didn't say I could. I said Kaol couldn't.
Are you two particularly fucking stupid today?
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah!
What are you going to do about

*trips over dog*

Oooof.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

are are particularly today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

This is also true everyday

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

What a couple of mongs.
You deal with 'em Vips. I'm going for a smoke.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

will do
in case you didn't get the admittedly slightly cryptic strikethrough stuff, it should read "you two are fucking stupid"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Awh. Love you too!

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

And my mong hand?
It's sore :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Is it bigger than your head?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

No. It's about the same size as V's gnome-head.

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Your hand has SHRUNK?
This is a medical emergency.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I can barely hold a fishing rod.
*cries*
*panics*
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

This is grim news indeed.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

You made me do a laugh
I really want my own gnome now.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Just sit in your own garden

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

ask CHCB if you can borrow hers
OH WAIT.....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Excellent.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I guess it's better than being called a midget

( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:01, Reply)

wouldn't know
I passed through being short very quickly on my way to being tall.

weirdly, was at a family gathering the other day (Dad's side), and all my aunts, uncles, cousins etc. are short as hell. What made it more strange was that my mum was the shortest person in the room, yet my brothers and I get our 6ft plus height from her side.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Awh, midget relatives for the win!
My family are pretty tall. If it wasn't for my "little" brother, I'd be the tallest though. Damn his freakish height.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

chill winston
I recommend the application of a venomous snake to the hand in question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

ahem
¡ʇɐɥʇ doʇs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Hahaha!
I knew I should have kept the secret to myself.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Ironically
That's just a bunch of squares on my phone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Haha!
In The Real Internet, it's your post, but all the letters are upside down.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I don't have predictive text anymore
but my gay housemate was Jugs.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Coal amuses me
It also appears as cock and anal.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Damn
beat me to it. That one always makes me smirk.
(berk, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I'm going to lick you in the aunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Also
I'm going to kick your yet puppy
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I have been caught out several times, but can't remember them all
I tried to text 'Dublin', but sent 'fuckin', because my phone knows which one I use more often. Vomited = tongued. Carnage = barmaid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Names
Rachel comes up as Rabid
Jonas comes up as Knob.

Heh heh.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I have a friend with an eating disorder
her name comes up first as "heavier"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

What really made me laugh
was that one of her boyfriends took great delight in telling us all once that she went to a Pizza hut all you can eat buffet and ate so much she was sick.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

But I think three bites of food at Pizza Hut and I'd throw up
so that might mean nothing.
Also, what a bastard.
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

He didn't know at the time
He still might not. I can understand it, I was nearly sick at one of them. After about 10 pieces of pizza I then insisted on eating ice cream and jelly, because it was included in the price.

One of the guys there did comment that we were all sensible adults with degrees who could afford food every day, so why were we forcing this much food inside our bodies?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

It's the same thing that makes us think,
'Fuck, I'm really drunk. Only three more pints for me.'
( thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

On the iPhone, "mong" is "king".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Hey Gonz,
Where you been lately?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

He's the King's new chief mong
He's a very busy mong now.
( Captain V, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Work and social things mostly.
I've got to dash out now, but i'll be doing a shift at work tonight so i'll be able to chill out on here then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

That read like those "In russia, the [something] is [something]" statements.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Try typing 'Smirnoff'
Go on, I dare you
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Poisoned
Excellent!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Always be careful
When sending a text to family members asking if they 'want to get food in the Crown'.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

My favourite is definitely...
Cock - Anal

Also, I have a friend, and him and his brother are called huw - guy
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 13:16, Reply)