Important medical advice
We should always listen to what our bodies are trying to tell us.

Mine is telling me that I need to go down the caff and have an Olympic Breakfast to cure my hangover.

What's your body got to say?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:54, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

im packing and tidying
my bedroom, fuck me after 90 mins its an even bigger mess than when i started!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:26, Reply)

mine is saying
go and eat eggs benedict.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I DID NOT EVEN NO UR NAME WOZ BENDICT !
lololololol, i'm so witty, I should have a telly show.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Easy
More beer!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Mine
is telling me "Roota, get off your arse, stop swooning at Rock Hudson. He's dead and he wouldn't have fancied you anyway because you're a bird. And that ice cream you had for breakfast is going to make it very difficult for you to fasten your kecks next week. I shall personally see to it."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Mines saying
Why the fuck have you started smoking again? Still not as messed up as what my head is doing .... I had the most fucked up David Lynch dream last night where my tongue split open and in the wound was small spiny maggot teeth.

It's freaked me out suitably to want to check my tongue at least 3 times this morning - The psychiatric ward awaits
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Mine's saying:
"MrH, for the first time last night in about a week, you felt like eating. Why the hell did you have to bugger that up by getting a Chinese takeout that's now blocked you up AGAIN?"
(MrHappy, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)