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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eat them. Eat them now.
If anyone asks where their cookies went tell them you know nothing. People might beleive that someone would eat a few of their cookies and get pissed off with em. No-one would beleive someone would eat an entire pack of their cookies and then lie about it :D
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
sadly, my family would believe me of that,
because it's exactly something I'd do. :p
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)
Ahhh
You see the mistake you've clearly made there is pulling that trick once too often. Remember, less is more!
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
nah i live alone they are all mine but fuck knows who left them here...
possession is nine tenths of the law innit? i watch csi and all that bollocks i know the fucking score
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)
Yeah, but it's the other 1/10th that fucks you
They'd probably get your DNA off the crumbs and analyse the cookie packet for fibres or something.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)
fuck that im laminating myself as we speak

(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)
But if you laminate yourself....
How will you open and eat the delicious chocolate cookies? (or breathe?)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)
those are insider secrets that cannot be shared on a forum such as this im afraid

(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)
Oh, I know what you've done!
You've laminated the cookies in with yourself haven't you?
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)
mmmm sweaty

(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Sweaty AND chocolatey
And coated in still quite hot laminated plastic.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

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