The sun is shining in a lovely blue sky, there's hot coffee and i'm just fixing the toaster...
So come on in...

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:40, 77 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But it's tipping it down here!
Also, I've fed him, I've dragged Fishy on a String round the house, I've kissed his pinky nose. Yet STILL he stands in the hall meowing something that would sound to the neighbours like "Oh halp shez neglectin me. AND shez burnin me with cigaritz! Halp!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:46, Reply)

Happy b3taday roota
/goes back to bed
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:04, Reply)

indeed Roota, happy B3taday. please accept these stolen daisies...
and good morning Lighty dude, too much red last night?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:09, Reply)

Just the right amount
it was the beers before, or more likely the Long Island Iced Teas after.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)

the LIIT is a dangerous thing when mixed correctly...
only the brave!
i had Lamb's Navy Rum and Coke last night, then Shiraz and then cider...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:25, Reply)

Hi all.
I'm feeling crappy and low but it's ok because I know it will pass.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:10, Reply)

hey there GBH!
Coffee?
so is it hormones or drink what's brung you down?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:12, Reply)

You keep calling me GBH.
I've never done grievous bodily harm to anyone. Well not intentionally anyway : )


Just lonely and bored. Nothing to write home about.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:16, Reply)

sorry dear, just seemed funny when i did it by mistake t'other week...
guess it's a bit thin now, unlike me.
Muffin with that coffee?
it's as sunny as chuff here, but raining on merseyside. how's it with you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Dull and rainy.
I've got loads to do around the house but can't be bothered.

I might go back to bed.

You off to work today?
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:27, Reply)

no work today! yippeeeeeeee!
my darling wife's working and i'm looking after monkey-chops.
then this afternoon, around 3pm i shall clear off to the unit for a bit more motorcycle maintenance and repair. 2 weeks yesterday until i'm back on 2 wheels...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Monkey-chops is a lovely name for a child.
Might have some trouble at school though : )

Right I'm off to get dressed and have my muesli. The world always seems a better place after muesli.
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:40, Reply)

muesli and yoghurt?
with banana!
FTW
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:43, Reply)

That's because
it's such a miserable place during muesli.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

i dont know what the fuck im doing up at half eight

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:27, Reply)

talking to us?
what finer way to enter sunday...
coffee and toast?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:30, Reply)

surely i should be doing productive shit
like washing. or gardening. or you know, just some productive shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:34, Reply)

on a sunday? pah!
coffee and muffins and toast and interwebs...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:35, Reply)

hi there folks
how are we all?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:34, Reply)

well...
it's roota's b3taday
lighty's gone back to bed hungover,
rosalicious is confused,
GBH is now BGB once more
and i'm having a day off!

and you?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:42, Reply)

well my cat singed his tail on the glass of the heater before, the dumb thing.
and now he smells like burnt cat hair.

But I'm all good. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)

i'm guessing that's a bit like burnt human hair?
stinky to the max.

i'm contemplating an omlette..
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:48, Reply)

very stinky.
but then he smells in general so it's not really hugely different!

omlettes are lovely! have one!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:50, Reply)

i reckon i might go for rocket and parmesan...
in a while...when i can muster the strength...
maybe i'll just eat the ingredients raw instead?
or make a smoothy of it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:53, Reply)

I'd put the effort in and make an omlette...
A rocket, Parmesan and raw egg smoothie sounds a bit wrong. A rocket and parmesan omlette on the other hand sounds fantastic!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:56, Reply)

so the question now is...
2 eggs or 3?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

3
It's luckier that way. Also, if you're babysitting you might have to share.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

yuck.
just yuck.
egg smoothie?
/shudder
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Morning....
I don't know why I'm awake so early. Well, I do, For some reason I agreed to work today. I also agreed to a 14 hour shift monday. But still, I'm not fond of the idea! I plan to make tea and a couple of playlists before I have to head out. What's everyone else doing with their sunday?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)

ps3 internet coffee wanking facebook looking at holidays

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)

All at once?
Fuck me that's impressive multitasking... Though I'd consider leaving the coffee out of it. That's just asking for nasty burns.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:03, Reply)

yer im like that cunt from that cartoon
squiggly diddly. oh get the fuck in ive just found an unopened packet of maryland double choc cookies i must be the luckiest girl alive or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Eat them. Eat them now.
If anyone asks where their cookies went tell them you know nothing. People might beleive that someone would eat a few of their cookies and get pissed off with em. No-one would beleive someone would eat an entire pack of their cookies and then lie about it :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)

sadly, my family would believe me of that,
because it's exactly something I'd do. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Ahhh
You see the mistake you've clearly made there is pulling that trick once too often. Remember, less is more!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

nah i live alone they are all mine but fuck knows who left them here...
possession is nine tenths of the law innit? i watch csi and all that bollocks i know the fucking score
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Yeah, but it's the other 1/10th that fucks you
They'd probably get your DNA off the crumbs and analyse the cookie packet for fibres or something.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

fuck that im laminating myself as we speak

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)

But if you laminate yourself....
How will you open and eat the delicious chocolate cookies? (or breathe?)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

those are insider secrets that cannot be shared on a forum such as this im afraid

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh, I know what you've done!
You've laminated the cookies in with yourself haven't you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)

mmmm sweaty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Sweaty AND chocolatey
And coated in still quite hot laminated plastic.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

morning Fredz!
making coffee and toast.
babysitting.
contemplating an omlette.
later on doing motorbike fixing.
later still watching motogp which i'll be recording.
and some washing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Sounds pretty good
Are we talking just general maintainence for the motorbike, or are you like, restoring one or something?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)

well...my hornet 600 has been off the road for nearly 5 years cos of points i got...
but some of them are gone now!
so basically it was in need of a full service and an MOT, both of which it got this week. i've also fitted a Givi rack and top-box. my next task is to remove, repair and refit the rear hugger. any clues on repairing carbon-fibre?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Ahh. So mostly just making sure everything runs right?
Um. Repairing carbon fibre? Ductape :D Ductape fixes all.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:27, Reply)

yeah, pretty much just fettling bits and bobs now...
trying to undo 5 years of neglect...
reconnecting with a trusted and faithfull friend who has lain uncovered and unloved in my subterrainean lock-up through a breakdown, divorce, therapy, new love, marriage, childbirth and all that jazz...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Someone tell me to go away
I have loooads to do today. Need to mow my lawn which is like a jungle, before it starts raining again ideally, take my guns round to my ex's, do my recycling, take two bin bags of clothes to the clothes bank, and tidy the place up for the landlord coming round tomorrow.
But I suspect what I will do is play on Warcraft all morning until I'm too faint from hunger to do anything else.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Morning Fuzzy
Perhaps instead of playing an epic game like WOW, you could play a simpler game where you can just dip in and out more easily.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Agreed
Or at least a game that can be easily saved.. I'm guessing that WOW would be a pain to save and leave what with it being on the internet.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

That's why I like those games with a retro feel
Because the gameplay does not have so much depth, you can dip in and out whenever you chose.

I've never played WOW, but I have played Age of Wonders: Shadow Magic, and managed to get completely absorbed by it. It's not just the gameplay, but also the storytelling aspect.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

It's easy enough
to dip in and out of, as long as you leave it somewhere safe and not full of baddies. Trouble is if I start playing hours will go past without me noticing.

But I have at least solved the breakfast problem. I have whipped up a quick mushroom, courgette, spinach and white wine stroganoff on toast, with a nice big mug of tea. Set me up for the day.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

lbp
its all about lbp
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Morning
Yesterday I went to a friend's wedding. This involved me dressing up smartly for the first time in ages. I even got to be an usher. I of course helped out with finding juicy items for the Best Man's speech. Was a good day and night and got to see many old friends from school. Was given a lift back by the friend who was staying at my place, and have just seen him off (he's got to drive all the way back to Devon).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

morning spazzmo and wff and spunky... edit: and Mell!
just having a bit of a connection issue there.
grr.
me no likey.

how are we all? any coffee left? i'm gasping...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Morning Chaps and Chapesses
Another piss wet day greeted me along with a frantic cat who was rather insistent about getting fed before my tea and fag.

Everyone seems very active and full o' beans
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

i dont like beans

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

*waves*
Ello you lot. Save me some toast. I have to get ready and go meet my friend. I'll miss you all because I'm a sad git. Oh gawd the local cathedral has it's mental mourning bells on. It's so hysterical and loud. But if it's for that very old war dude then I don't mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Liverpool Anglican Cathedral?
or perhaps Paddy's Wigwam?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

The Anglican
Although from my bedroom I can see the Wig-wam, and now they're having a friggin bell-off!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

a friggin bell-off! LOL
used to live in the 'pool, early 90's.
just off lark lane, used to walk home from town down admiral street...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Morning all!
I can finally make my joyful return due to school closing for summer!
*does a happy dance*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Morning Mel (and any other newcomers)
I'll be solving my breakfast problem by meeting up with a friend in St Pancras for breakfast and see him off on his way back to France.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Hey Spak
How have you been?
Where's my hug?
What are you going to have for breakfast?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

* hugs Mel *
There ya go :)

Just an English breakfast at the cafe in St Pancras Station. Is a bit on the expensive side but an excellent breakfast. Will also be meeting a friend there for breakfast.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)

hey there you guys!
kinga and i had rocket and parmesan omlette, on toast.
lovely it were!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Mmm
Hope you and your friend enjoy your fancy breakfast!
*hugs back*

Edit: omlette on toast??
( Mellicious is made of candy, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

oh yeah, omlette on toast!
toasted olive bread, in fact!!!
nomtastic ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I've just been playing some COD4 online.
I always get about 5 kills to 50 deaths.

I'm so rubbish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)

That is pretty rubbish.
I'm not happy unless I've got at least two kills to one death.

I'm broken today, I didn't get home 'til 5 this morning, was drinking and watching Bruce Campbell films last night. Good fun, but I didn't enjoy going shopping earlier.
( Cawl, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I've just come back from ASDA.
I'm pretty sure, legaly, under the EU, if I blow that place up, i'll be given some sort of medal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I can teach you!
I do pretty much the opposite.

sexbox 360?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I ain't payin' no premium to play standard features like multiplayer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

i thought you had cod4 on the ps :((((
i feel so ALONE
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

He does
...?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)

wait, what? I do.
On the 360 you have to pay like £40/year for multiplayer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)