I'm not at work today.
As much as I like some of you people, this makes me feel so much better than you.
And a week today I get two weeks off.

Is this how vipros feels all the time?

Anyway, what have you got/done/had recently that made feel smug?
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:41, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

May smugness is usually more low-grade than that
just more or less constant.

I'm amazed you haven't shopped my face onto croissant-eating guy yet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Oh...
So you don't feel like you're the best person in the world, all the time?
I'm actually enjoying it rather a lot.
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm waiting for him to shop my face onto my new gnome...
I feel a little smug after my weekend I guess. I've got a good week lined up which should be fun too.
( Captain V, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Send me some photos.
I'm off in a little bit to see a certain Welsh-girl *grins*
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

The gnome photos, and loads of me, are on facebook
I'm too lazy to find and send some.

:edit: Have a good time in Sheepland.
( Captain V, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

And I'm too lazy to look.
Good luck with this enterprise.
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I wasn't asking you to
Just saying that I was expecting abuse in the form of my face on a gnome.
( Captain V, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

edit
lazy stupid look live
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Nothing,
I'm pretty modest most times.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

*Had* 2 weeks off
Now first day back at work. Kill me now.

Next holiday due approximately November...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

August bank holiday?

( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Pff
Pishy one dayer does not soothe my pain
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I'm off on holiday on friday
I can't wait!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Where're you off to?

( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Hopefully somewhere
far away and without internet access
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Yes to both of those.
You will have to forgo the pleasure of my wit and banter for a whole two weeks while I lie in the sun in the south of france and occasionally ride my NEW BIKE!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Try not to ride
your gay bike over the side of a cliff or something.

That would be an awful loss
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

This is terrible news for b3ta.
As I'm off for the same two weeks.
Although I'm visiting slightly less exotic places.
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Your bike sucks
I saw it at least three times at the weekend being ridden in the London bikeathon. It's shit bike.
( Captain V, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I don't think you did
It was locked in my shed the whole time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

It looked very much like your bike, al.
I think your bike might be cheating on you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Why .....
why would tell me that in an open forum? Why!? I thought we were friends!?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

It's for the best.
The shock might make you see sense.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That's not how restraining orders work
You're not being forced to restrain the bike and spunk on it all the time
( Captain V, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Whatever.
Come Saturday I'll be getting the sad, whining gazzes from you.
"WHERE'S AL? I MISS HIM SO MUCH"
( Cawl, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I get those too
Which I find odd.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Not recently
but a couple of years ago I had to fly to the US with work. I was going over from Edinburgh to Newark then catching an onward connection to my destination.

So I arrived at the gate, to be met with a seething mass of people, including beer-bellied blokes in shell suits and their womenfolk dressed primarily in pink and white stretchy fabrics. Along with their spawn dressed in Celtic or Rangers tops, going by names such as Jordan and Chelsea.

Imagine my delight when I realised this was actually the flight boarding at the neighbouring gate, a charter to Benidorm or somewhere like that, and the remaining passengers travelling on my flight were blokes in blazers and the like, with precious few children to be seen.

I don't know whether that's smugness or just snobbery, but I felt pleased.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

This is you on your business trip this is.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Well, bugger me
That's the very one! Were you there too?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

This is the first day of my 6 week holiday
as I had to pay for a new boiler I can't afford a holiday this year.

I get the feeling I am going to get nothing done.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)