So school ended last Friday and my children gave me lots of gifts
most of these were chocolate.

So who wants to help me eat:

2 boxes of Heroes
1 Thorntons Champagne bottle
2 boxes of maltesers
1 box of Thorntons Chocolate
1 box of After Eights
2 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
1 kg of Dairy Milk
1 slab of Thorntons chocolate.

*edit* I forgot

1 bag of chocolate eclairs
1 bag of fudge.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:29, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Haven't they heard of bath salts?
I thought teachers always got bath salts.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Well one child said
"I'm going to town to get a present today miss"
"Chocolate or wine please" I replied.

Seem that they all only heard the chocolate bit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'll have the Ferrero Rocher
not bothered about the rest.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I see you as a Ferrero Rocher type of guy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Anyone who doesn't like Ferrero Rocher is bound to be a dick
or allergic to nuts.
And then they've got a shitty immune system so they can fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Or finds
the British diplomatic service abhorrent.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Well I've
only got one box of Ferrero Rocher left.

Mr Bin and his mate polished one box off over the weekend.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Sweet
where do you live?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I find this so unfair.
Teachers get longer holidays than lecturers AND they get presents. (Although one of my tutees did bring me a Terry's chocolate orange when I bought them all Christmas drinks.)
Having said that, I couldn't face teaching, so I'll stick with my job.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

You're a lectureer?
Arn't you like 20 years old or something? unless you're a bod or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

20 ± 13
(Hint: + )
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

I think I read somewhere
that you wouldn't be returning to that school come autumn. I may be wrong of course. But is it because you will die of a coronary if you eat all of that?
(berk, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

No I'm off to a different school
I think I will be unable to leave the house come September.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I don't know about anyone else here.....
But if I give someone some chocolates, maybe as a gift for them inviting me around for dinner, and they don't open the box while I'm there (leading to offers of some), then I cut them out of my life forever, they're dead to me and my family, and if I see any of my friends interacting with them, then they get a strike on my list (three of those, and they're cut off too).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)