Christ Asda are useless.
I went to pick up a few provisions about an hour ago and I went to the checkouts and there was maybe 6 of them open (plus the automated not-that-fast-lanes). 6 checkouts and the queues were 8 - 10 deep.

A call went out on the tannoy for 'queue-busters' but I don't think anyone was listening. I suspect queue-busters don't exist and it was a meaningless statement to appease the crowds.

Five mins later I phoned the switchboard and asked them to send someone down to 'bust some queues'. They said they'd put me through to the duty manager (for some unfathomable reason) and the line went dead.

I eventually got served and on the way out, complained at the customer service desk about it.

So, when did you last lodge a futile complaint?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I dont like this thread
just now actually
sorry
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Never lodged futile ones
Get plenty coming my way. "Simon, there's a guy who's complained his book is bound backwards." "Fuckim"
"Simon, [client] says they were charged too much for the design work." "Fuckem"
"Simon, Ross [Director and Simon's dad] says you're late for a meeting with the other managers." "Fuckemall"
"Simon, someone's se the toilet on fire again." "Wantteanow!"

I like it when my boss has a hangover sometimes.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)