I'm Baaaaaaack
So what's been going on. Did you all miss me? I bet you did!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:01, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

missed you lots you git.
where've you been???
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:05, Reply)

You need to improve your aim then
/obvious joke number 103.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

You just can't get spitwads like you used to
These modern ones are just too dry - nobody takes the time to make them soggy any more. I don't know, it's all rushing around, no pride in the work these days.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Biro tubes were the delivery system of preference in my day.
Damned accurate they were too, and watching the reaction of the class geek as you got him on the ear was always a sight to behold.

/halycon days blog
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Wait
You weren't the class geek?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Nope.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

I knew somebody would
I was away on holiday, and I had to cut it short due to a job interview.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Erm... not much really it's all the same old same old.
How goes it with you?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)

You were gone?
oh. Erm. Yeah. Missed you loads. Thank god you're back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)

this,
with added, "Do I know you"?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)

No, you don't.
Do I know you?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah, we met at the porterhouse.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Oh right
Fair enough. You were that fit girl, wern't you?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

What
Everybody knows me. I'm well like I am!




May contain traces of lies.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:26, Reply)

+ d

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

Pah
I don't care about d's.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Oh the sarcasm
You kill me, you really do. Or at least you want to!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:24, Reply)

In all fairness I want to kill most people

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

She even wants to kill me in the face :(

( Captain V, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)

You've been temporarily
removed from the list for supplying me with marshmallows
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Hooray
*noms*
( Captain V, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

You're a lucky guy then
Being taken of the list and all.

I wish I had marshmallows, then I would put them in my hot chocolate.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Oh dear
I read that as "I would put you in my hot chocolate".
( Captain V, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Yes I would
Everybody knows that hot chocolate should be V flavoured!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)