My xbox broke a while back.
About a year and a half ago, in fact.
It was still in warranty, but I never got around to sending it off.
Now it's out of warranty.
Hmmm...
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you bought a new one?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

No.
It's just sitting there. Broken.
It's not even that "red ring of death" fault that's so common. It's some disk laser error.

Talking to one of my girlfriend's mates at the weekend, he said you can "give it" the "red ring of death" by wrapping it in a towel and turning it on for a few hours. This causes overheating.
The warranty for that fault is three years...
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

will you send it off after you do that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon so.
It'll be easier after I move.
They send UPS to pick it up, and they ALWAYS get lost trying to make deliveries to my house.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You keep chickens dont ya?
One of my ex-bats (Lucy) died yesterday. I feel heartbroken, she was doing really well.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Awh no, sorry to hear that!
I hatched five chickens out earlier in the year, yep.
They'd not started laying yet, so still pretty young, but full-grown-looking.
'til the fox got four of 'em last weekend.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Oh no!
I didn't know that.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

That wasn't a fox,
the surviving chicken is to blame.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

This is also possible.
Although it was very dedicated in that case.
Most chickens can't eat feathers or bone.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Taking after its owner
It's a psycho-pullet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Oh shit!
Sorry to hear that. I had a fox in my garden a couple of weeks ago. This is going to sound odd, but I heard that male urine scares them off. So I used an old measuring jug to pee into and then marked out my garden. Havent seen the little bastard since.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

What?
Why on earth didn't you just pee in your garden?
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Because my garden is overlooked by my neighbours

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

just do it at night?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Whilst shining a torch onto your cock?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's the best way
otherwise you might dribble on your trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Some people are so modest.
/relates
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

^This
I need to mark the boundry of my garden, so I would need to save up a really big piss and then crab walk around the edge of my uneven slopey garden whist trying to avoid stinging nettles.

People have been locked up in padded cells for less.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

This will be my new favourite YouTube clip.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Ha Ha!
Cheers, I think that's the first laugh i've had all day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

This one is excellent...
MIDGET FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=mRnIXnBcAAo
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Must...not...laugh...
need...good karma...for remaining chicken...must. not. laugh.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You're allowed to laugh.
It's fucking HILARIOUS.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I still don't get whats wrong with the really little blokes legs
I presume he can't bend his knees right?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

HE?
They're not PEOPLE!
Hahahaha!
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I went to a play at teh weekend
and there was a midget playing a clarinet. And he was black. Clendrix would have had a field day.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

HAHAHA!
BEST PLAY EVER.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

A black midget?
Truly ace.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Watch that video ^^^

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm sorry for your loss
hope this cheers you up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Haha!
I'm not that bothered, it's just the way of the world.
Somewhere, on another internet forum, a woman will be sobbing into her keyboard, posting about how I grabbed the baby from her pram and ate it in front of her.
It's just nature really.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:58, Reply)