I am now dole scum
Having moved to London. Which is fine, except of the £500 emergency money I had, I've spent £1200. Ah the free money of credit cards.

Now I'm asking your taxes to fund me as I attempt to find a job that will pay even half of what the one I walked out of in Northants did. Bastards.

On the plus side I'm now in London, yay!!

EDITAGE - I have shite 'net connection so sorry for being ignorant, and if you know of any part-time jobs in Londonville, gaz me! Yeah. AND even though I do have a massage table upstairs, it's not that kind of work that I'm looking for and no cock pictures will be accepted.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:54, 49 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Tempted to do the same
and get out to another City.

Trying to generate around £2k of transitional money (plus £2k interest free overdraft) although this is much easier said than done :(

Let us know how the job hunt goes! I'm interested!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

If you're in London,
why haven't you been to the pub, hmmm?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

WARNING!
Wookiee has spotted an ONLINE GIRL.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

He's not the only one!
*waggles eyebrows*
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Brace yourself for cockage, Psyche!

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I've stopped doing that.
I got sick of picking up stalkers due to my heroically-proportioned gigglestick.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Oh cock off.
I'm just sick of having to go to the pub with you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Fair enough
I get tired of that, and I don't do it nearly as often as you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I would appear to be a glutton for punishment.
Or a glutton for beer.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I arranged my holiday to Cornwall so you could still go out with me.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)

And I was properly overjoyed.
No really, I was.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

You are friendless because of your faults.
I just pity you, that's all.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)

pity like to fondle
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

There's nothing there :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Aw, you poor, gullible fool.
I just told you that to stop you pawing at me like an amorous grizzly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)

That's me.
:(
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

What sort of work are you looking for?

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Oral and straight
no anal
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Boring

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

She doesn't like cheb hawking either I heard.
She'll get very little business when you're around.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I like all the best stuff.

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)

There's work around where I am
what stuff are you looking for?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Go juggle in
Leicester Square, or sell the big issue.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Everyone knows Street Perfomers
are better off in Covent Garden.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:15, Reply)

in Covent Garden
on fire
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)

in Covent Garden dead
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:17, Reply)

+ on fire

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Why do people start threads and never come back?
Are we scaring them off?
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:25, Reply)

AM BACK AM BACK AM BACK
*waves manically*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Phew!

( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I'm BACK!!
And braced for online stalkage...

I have shit internet. Which pub?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Depends...
where in London are you?
Like, not too specifically, of course...
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Ha ha
Yes, I shall not be giving my address out to all the weirdos just yet.

Greenwich borough. Is nice. And boring.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Then you need to check the calendar for London bashes
and attend!
Captain V has one in September.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:30, Reply)

oh very nice!
I shall look forward to bashage!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Oh and work I would like to do is
any office work that pays a DECENT (i.e. NOT "meets minimum wage requirements) wage, and will let me work no more than 5 hours per day. But I'm good, I promise I'll do just as little in 5 hours as I would in 8.

And WGW I'm up for beerage. Yes yes. And Al I'm not up for anal. Not with you anyway.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Check jobs.ac.uk
Lots of p/t jobs on there.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Goodo,
I shall do that. Thankies. A squirrel just tried to eat my bird feed. Naughty naughty. Made my dog's day to chase him off!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I drink in Waterloo
if you fancy a beverage.

Sometimes I can be found prancing around Islington too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)

you dick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:49, Reply)

What a fine contribution there, Chompers.
Frankly, I expected more after such a long wait, but there it is.
( thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I made rose laugh,
my work here is done.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

i am a hard cunt to please i'll give you that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:01, Reply)

haha

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Love you too twat face

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Why can't you work more than 5 hours a day?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Because I need time to...
Don my string vest and flat cap, go to the bookies and spend my benefit money, drink 8 cans of dodgy ale and beat my wife.

Or, because I can't leave my dog home alone for too long and I'm not rich enough to be paying someone else to walk him.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:00, Reply)

stupidest reason
ever.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 18:26, Reply)