My flatmate has given me his flu thing
so I am now sat at home with nothing to do while he goes to the cinema with his mum and her boyfriend. And I feel a bit shit.

How is everyone today?
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:35, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm allright.
how're you pet?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

*boobsquishy hugs*
Wishing it was a week ago, to be honest; am having a really bad, hormone-tastic day :(

How's you?
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

oh golly I hate those days.
/gives giant boobsquishy hugs back
You'll be okay though! You'll be healthy and all in no time :)

I'm goodly. tired though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I hope so; flatmate got over it in a few days.
My delightful colleague was thoughtful enough to suggest that if it was indeed swine flu and he died of it I'd have no need to kick him out of the flat!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

aha tell your flatmate he's a cunt for giving you the flu,
and make him buy you chocolate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I did, he said "well you were going to get it anyway if you were living with me"
and that coupled with hormones is making me a nightmare to be around (that and the fact his mum's boyfriend annoys me is why I'm not out with them at the moment) - got far too much to worry about here...
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

why worrying?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Well, my colleague and I don't exactly get on brilliantly
which is why we were put on extended probation and she's a bunny-boiling type who has a real problem with me still living with my flatmate even though we're not together any more... am worried it's all going to kick off again!

It's honestly mostly me being hormonal and irrational though
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)

ahhh
I suggest small ways of driving her mad that don't pin the blame on you. Nothing overly serious - just give yourself a laugh every now and then.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I'm passive-aggressive from time to time
and have been known to nick her sweets!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

My favourite method:
buy several pornos.
Cut up as many pictures as you can.
hide them EVERYWHERE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

???
Profit!

The boss will not approve but my male colleagues will!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

this is why you feign confusion and innocence.
then you don't get blamed. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Oh, I do wide-eyed and innocent well.
Just ask Pot!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Maladicta won't give me her cowworkers e-mail address
I have many dummy g-mail accounts I could use to wage low level warfare on her...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm
Low level warfare...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Best. Idea. Ever.
Pot wants to send her the Pandatron as a homage to her annoying Facebook comments when she's been out with her mates!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

love it.
nuff said.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hmm; am outvoted.
Maybe I have to do it now?
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Greetings from Hampstead Heath
In case you're wondering, no, Im not at the bash. Am still trying to find the others. Even though Gonzo gazzed me to ask if I was still coming, I replied and have not heard owt back. Not even sure if it's still going ahead. Still, I had a thoroughly enjoyable bikeride and HH is great for cycling in.

In other news my iPhone seems to have de-b0rked itself.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Greetings Spak
I would love to be at the bash, however I would also love some form of Tardis-like device to enable it to be a week ago today.
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Aww
Poor Maladicta.
[Hugs]
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Could be worse - some of us are, yes, you've guessed it - at work on a Saturday night. I don't finish until 10, the sun is out, everyone is enjoying themselves and I'm sat in Sevenoaks (commuter-scum heartland) on a train with aircon that blows out HOT air.

Seriously hacked off with the amount of hours I've been doing recently, but then atleast I haven't got pig-itus or whatever they're calling it now.

Suggest you grab yourself a bottle of something alcoholic and drown the germs.... ;-)
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:02, Reply)

My loveliest colleague lives in Sevenoaks
so they're not all bad! My flatmate's on tomorrow and they tried to get him in today as well (admin error by the sound of it).

Feeling a bit better now; had a long and lovely phonecall and now am dosed up with Anadin Extra and Coke (not fond of alcomahol these days; the taste makes me feel sick). Flatmate came home from a shift with this last Sunday when I'd just come back from London myself so I either got it from him or the lady in Boots in Camden who was picking up Tamiflu...
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)