Crap film
I've just sat through the 1999 remake of "House on Haunted Hill" and it was bloody awful.

What 'horror' films have you seen recently that are less scary than writing the word "Boo" on a scrap of paper with a biro?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:05, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The remake
of Texas chainsaw massacre was just dreary trash.

embarrassingly enough I actually *paid* money to see Freddy vs Jason as well
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I thought they were both decent films
Freddy vs Jason was a bit pants but the concept was good and the fight was briliant!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

oh god
oh god oh god oh god

Ichi The killer, another terrible film
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I was out last night
with Agnostic Antichrist and he was raving about that. He seems to rate it quite highly.

He is a little gay at times though
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

trust me
don't bother.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I'll wathc it one day just for the hell of it
At the moment though its CLint Eastwood night :0) Outlaw Josey Wales is next up!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Hush your mouth
I wont hear a word said against Ichi.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Boo!
Its shit. It has a few scary bits but in general its shit.

At the moment I'm watching 'Unforgiven' with Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman, drinking Tillington Hills Cider (yummy) and enjoying a little line or 2.

A very pleasant Saturday evening :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

When I watched The Ring (American) I almost died.
Second time through was hilarious. Still don't like the dead girl in the closet with the twisted face though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Thir13en Ghosts
Yes, that's how those morons spelt it...

The only film I've ever seen where the extra features on the DVD are worth more of your time than the movie itself.

It's about a giant clock powered by ghosts in a house made from glass. Or something.

Utter tosh.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Sorry I didn't see this when I started my thread and I don't do deletions
I actually loved House on Haunted hill as Geoffrey Rush made such a good Vincent Price wannabe. The special effects were godawful, but it was highly entertaining watching them all get picked off. Did you watch the bit right at the very end after the credits? I get full on chills watching that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Agreed
I quite enjoyed this film.

Or was that The Haunting. They were both out at about the same time and very similar...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

The Haunting was utter shite
Catherine Zeta Jones rubbish. This one started with the coolest theme park and ended with a rubbish monster made of smoke that chased people.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:29, Reply)

The original version of the Haunting
is fucking brilliant. No special effects, just noise, and black and white brilliance.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:41, Reply)