Maybe
Viprose badumdumtish
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

as bad as this is
it's significantly better than the utter tripe that my mates are coming up with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Ahhh good
See I was trying to think of something. The only thing I came up with was Terracotta BArmy! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I was thinking something along those lines
but didn't quite get that far.

this is exactly what the tabloids would say.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

The Sun
for sure!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

The Daily Mail would probably go with
DIANA LIKED POT PLANTS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Hahahahaha
It's funny because its true!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Until they killed her TO DETH!
It was a pot plant in the middle of the road that caused the car to swerve and crash you know. Nowt to do with the driver being pissed and her not wearing a seatbelt. Oh no.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:43, Reply)

is not keanu enough for ducks?
Erm... is not sleeves enough for crack?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Only beckyletters would get the reference
as it came from a series of late night drunken gazzes about something :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

*shocked face*
You get drunk?!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I KNOW!!!
Shameful isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Would I?
Christ I must have been drunk!

phone is co-operating while I eat tasty lunch for a change.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)

From a lengthy gaz exchange which went from meat puppets to the Matrix
with the Matrix ending up being blamed for everything:

"This is true.

I used to be able to run up walls and do kung fu and everything. Then the film came out and it was like "whatever".

If I'd mastered the art of wooden acting and spouting quasi-religious symbolism bollocks no one would have said anything. But because I'm like allrealistic and stuff, I was shunned by my peers. Even the ducks on the river refused to accept bread from me because I wasn't Keanu enough for them".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)