My other idea
Is to dig a hole in the middle of the pavement on Oxford Street and make a lid out of the paving slabs. Set up motion sensors around the hole, and every time somebody walked too close to it I'd pop out dressed as a spider, scream "Trap Door" and drag them into the depths of my Pit of DoomTM.

I would them strangle them with a pair of silk stockings, chop them up, and put the parts into a liquidiser, drinking the resultant liquid.

To avoid capture I would dig a multitude of tunnels, life the Vietcong did, so that I could escape into the Tube tunnels and sewers, only to pop up again somewhere else.

The paper would probably call me Spiderman.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I think the paper would call you
Freakazoid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)

But he was a hero!
You can tell I've thought about this, can't you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

A little too much maybe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Just remember
That hundreds of people go missing every year and are never heard from again. We can't blame Kaol for all of them.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I like your idea of
killing Oxford Street shoppers though! I may also take my chipper down that way and do some damage!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)

You could
Put it at the bottom of the hole, it would save on getting a liquidiser.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Good thinking
I will also have an army of pigs so you won't have to worry about disposing of your bodies now, I'm sure I can sell you some nice and cheap!! ASDA price!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)

ooh
you'll be an unstoppable tag team of murdery evil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I like this so much
I have clicked 'I Like This' button!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Yay
We'd be the Batman and Robin of EVIL!

Or maybe some other team.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Yeah maybe some other team
I don't want to be Robin again! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)

That's OK
You don't have to be Robin.

Could we call ourselves The Deadly Duo though?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

Pinky and The Brain

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:33, Reply)

But
Who is who?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I'll be
Pinky! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Then I suppose
I must be The Brain.

ROFL
:)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Bukkake and Nobbin'
More like.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)