CSI: Staines
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Turns out that everything my company does - except for the specific area I'm involved with - is pretty much "because I said so and I'm an expert". And "I'm an expert because I've been saying so for a long time" at that.

What's caused you to feel superior to your colleagues lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:29, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I can withdraw/deposit entire bank accounts of every member at a major casino.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Buy me a Ferrari?
Oh go on. I promise not to tell anyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Their techy guy said "It isn't a problem" to the customer support guy,
He wouldn't let me speak with the tech guy directly. I didn't even explain to the support guy how I did it, I just read a load of different people's credit card numbers off, and he said that it's all OK.

I'm going to ring the management back later on and let them know.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

.
I'm the only member of staff on site who knows the server passwords, and it's coming in quite useful!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'm the only one who knows how the air-con works
doesn't make me feel that superior though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Because
I've got a new job working as a croupier on a cruise ship and they're all stuck in an insurance company office FOREVER.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

/goes back to pretend working
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)