Eh up!
I'll be working in the pub. Unlike last night I WON'T be having a lock-in, getting drunk, ruining my nails playing guitar (badly) and singing (alright-ish) and sending rude picture messages.
Wish me luck...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can I sign
up for the rude picture messages?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

You naughty jiggler!
Yeah sure, you have to buy me a bottle of Pinot Grigio though.
If you wanna see Roota's boobehs you gotta provide the wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Does it have to be very good Pinot Grigio though?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Tenko's
Do an excellent Pinot, in a wee 500ml bottle, called Noble. it is the nicest one i have ever tried, and only £3. So, £6 for a litre of lovely, is pretty decent!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Oh any ole shit will do!
and yeah cancerjoy, I love that lil Noble. I have to call it Nobble though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)

yay
i think i may have to get a wee bottle of that tonight, mibbes 2, and get thoroughly 'Nobbled'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Damn!
I'm skint!

Will Liebfraumilch do?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Pfft!
I doubt you'd get a flash of an ankle for that shit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I know
I'm trying to get rid of the shit!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

SOLD!
To the Ethelred holding a bottle of wine!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Wait a minute
I have two bottles sitting at home!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

You've Won!
A burglary by Ethelred!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Pah
I sleep lightly, and with a big stick by my bed!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

by my bed in my pants.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Wait
Have you been stalking me?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I'll seduce you
with my Badger-In-A-BagTM
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

What
You'd better let her out before she gets upset then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I'm always upset

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Get
Back in the bag!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

fuck off

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

WTF is FOSAYBNCA
???
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

That's what you get to figure out
Also Roota I'll give you as much wine as you like ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Tease

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

You cheapskate bastards!
Right, I'd prefer Pinot, but at the very least i want a dry white wine. It doesn't have to be expensive, but if I get any offers of Blue Nun, Concorde, Hock or Lieb-fucking-fraumilch, it's OFF!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I don't know much about wine
But I do know that he ones you mentioned are utter garbage. I like a nice merlot myself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Damn
www.majestic.co.uk/find/Style-is-Fruity+whites/product-is-19747

Tesco & Sainsburys used to sell this, now it's only the most expensive wine shop in Macc! Grr
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Me no like chardonnay
it's 'fumey'...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Shut it scouse!
It's ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:08, Reply)

what was that?
I read it as "AA has a yearning for some hospital food"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

.
I'm being bullied, ON THE INTERNET!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Thass right brutha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Meanie!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm solid like Jimmy Nail.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

By appearing in Evita
He automatically became a soft shit.

Sorry to break it to you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

ok, like Sainsbury's security then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You've lost me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)