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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Get on the game
It's a steady job and you can work from home!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm going to pass
having to sleep with fatties and baldies sounds awful.

Pimping you out on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:26, Reply)
I'm fine with that
CHCB probably owes you a fair bit by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:27, Reply)
I'll send her an
invoice right away
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
We're talking pennies,
right?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)
I'm afraid
he's on my "specialist" list, being a gnome and all, so you actually owe me £27.63
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
My money is his money and all that,
so he can pay it. We share everything. Except that hooker, the one with the red PVC boots. She's all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)
you need to go out and get some customers
unless you have a pimp. still hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:27, Reply)
She could advertise
in Off Topic
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)
she said she didn't want to sleep with fatties and baldies
so that rules out all of /talk and half of /OT
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
I'm not fat or bald
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
No Shorties either

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)
Obviously the old axiom
'beggars can't be choosers' has passed you by!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)
Hell yeah
I'm well picky me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
Oh dear
You'll be getting no money from me then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
Perhaps there are exceptions for people that fit all 3 criteria.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)
But I'm not short!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)
Good point
Although actually sleeping wouldn't likely be on the agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)
Dunno
I could get some sleep while they attempted to massage some life in their tiny flacid member
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)
Or stick some posters up around town
A simple "If you are a police officer please ignore this poster" should be enough to avoid any trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)

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