If my mother could create cats out of the ether
I think my flat would be full to bursting ><' not good.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

etheric cats
sounds fun
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)

It would be every time she mentioned one *mrow!* another would appear.
She likes cats. A lot. And so, she talks about them a lot.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Teh fluffeh! its COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!!!
Dooomed
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Dawn of the Fluffeh
coming to a cinema near you, autumn 2009...
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

There is only one way to stop them..
we must fwap and wait for god. Its the only way
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Shall I ready the giant screen, sir?
And the projector? And the porn of your choice?
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

You'll have to hurry
because if you don't, an avalanche of cats will block the screen.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

And knock it over!

( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

And then sit on it and leave their dirty bum-prints on it.
The cats will then keep the fallen screen as a souvenir of their small victory. It would then be a cat-ass-trophy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

SPANG
Actually, that made me larf.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

But will you still be laughing once you find your pr0n is covered in cats' bum-prints?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I often think that we arent using the level of porn online to its full potential.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

The internet is for porn.
I was watching Sexcetera last night for the lulz and learned many things, including that Jenna Jameson has started her own site which also includes sports scores and other things you may need while fwapping... or not.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

if evryone has access to hardcore porn
why all the cheesy sexploitation and lame titillation IRL?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

You've got to wonder, haven't you?
I mean have you even seen Television X? It's just... sad.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Its all so
..meh
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Totally meh.
They look so bored!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That's one good effect hardcore pr0n is having
It's helping us develop an immunity to titillating adverts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I have two cats
TWO! TWO WHOLE CATS!

I love them to bits and perhaps ought to have a hotline to Mother Maladicta.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

If you can cope with rambles about people you don't know
and the non-ironic use of the word "pussy", as well as a lot of Father Ted references, she is a most excellent conversationalist.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Non-ironic use of pussy
reminds me of this.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

My mother would do that!
Perhaps we are distantly related...
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Perhaps you should send your mum to the States
and she may quickly cotton on to why everyone's giving her funny looks all the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

She's been there.
However, I was too young to remember her reacting to anyone if she said pussy, and I didn't know its true meaning then either!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

No - I don't think I can
They're quite firmly kitties, not pussies.

I've no interest in dead, or dying, shopkeepers.

Perhaps Mme M Senior might be better befriending random strangers at bus stops.

My ex-mother-in-law practically made a vocation of this. It did her no harm and it gave US a lot of laughs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Oh, the random strangers befriend HER.
And then she gets freaked out!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

If that happened
Leaving the doors and windows open would make things easier.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

A whole river of cats!
We could supply fluff at a worldwide level :D
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

If you had a chimney, you'd have a cat-volcano too
And the cat-river would take a course that looks like an interesting pattern from space. The river would lead into a cat-ocean and even have a cat-delta at the end.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

And they'd just keep running
until they found a fishmonger's. Then there would be a cat-tsunami.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

And once they've had their fish, they will fall asleep leaving an enormous pile of sleeping cats blocking the cat-river.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

The pile will therefore grow exponentially
surely? Then... CAT-BERG.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

And then the cats at the bottom will finish their nap and wake up
and when they walk off, they will be carrying the rest of the cat-berg on their backs. Soon, any town large enough to support a fishmonger will have the spectacle of roaming cat-bergs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

With bemused tourists having
their pictures taken with them!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

.
Perhaps the tourists could bring along a cardboard cutout of the Titanic and take a shot of the cat-iceberg demolishing it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

For a small tourist fee
one could be provided!

*profits*
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

But how will we know where the latest cat-berg is?
I know the answer...

* prophets *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)