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Jesus Christ man
Jesus fucking Christ
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Dear Internet,
Many thanks for your considered complaints to my thread. I greatly regret the sequence of events that led me to post it and, of course, offer my sincere apologies for bringing the average quality of Internet content down with my ill considered words. I have been informed that perhaps the only way that I could have done worse would have been to add some lols and roffles.

I hope that you can all forgive me.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)
My forgivness costs £29.99
please send a cheque or you can pay via paypal if you prefer
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)
That's reasonable value for money depending on the small print
Is it a once-off single incident forgiveness or does this forgiveness last for a decent period of time?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
The forgivness lasts for a week
however there are a few subclauses to how the forgivness can be revoked. For lobger forgivness periods cider is recommended
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
A week is a reasonable window
... I can get a lot of crap threads in during seven days. I would, however, like to understand what the subclauses are. And is the cider for me so I post without giving a flying flock of pigeons about quality, or for you for the same reason?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)
It's for me
as I am an alcoholic
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)
But... cider... I mean... cider... good god, why?
Surely a good bottle of red would be preferable? Or even a decent single-malt with a cigar the size of a submarine? But cider? Cider?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Cider is awesome
so shut up before I ram your tenticles down your throat.

I also wrote testicles at first which is another option I suppose
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)
You make a good argument

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)
Hahaha
I spoke to a customer today who told me when he goes to the Grand Prix he fills empty bottles of Moet champagne with Diamond White and gives it to people who've had a few drinks, and noone's ever told the difference.

He was a strange old man.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
You're missing vodka and amaretto
While forgetting that cider is the liquid of the gods!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)
You're right, it was criminal to forget amaretto
... particularly when it forms a "corrected coffee" whilst topping up a decent expresso. Vodka? Well, it tastes of whatever you add to it, so whilst I agree it's a handy thing to have around the house for piecing together cocktails out of whatever liquids are left in the fridge, I'm not convinced of its standalone brilliance.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Buy good vodka then drink it over ice
That's very good.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Shut up V
or I'll give you papercuts on your balls and wash them in vodka
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)
Mines is £29.71
/undercut
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
I used to have an undercut.
I looked like a right prick.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)
Was it inspired by
David Beckham? Or PJ/Duncan?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
let's get ready to rumble!
let's get to ruuummmble! Get ready! Get Ready!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Psyche!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Haha
No, it was before all that. It was inspired by my mate Barry who'd been wearing one for a couple of years previously. I think I probably missed the boat. Or trend. Probably trend.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Dear internet user,
Who have you filled in for recently?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Dear OT regular,
I filled in for a sunny day and a BBQ by having a rather splendid indoor BBQ using some groovy gadget I got a year ago and have failed to use until now. It's a table-top grillamajig with a heated stone tile thingie. You cut up bits of meat, slap 'em on and cook to your liking. Like a fondue, but without the danger of drunken people spilling boiling oil over their valuables.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

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