This is a slightly belated post
but a couple of months ago, at the age of 26, I actually got properly, properly drunk for the first time ever. It was great fun, the hangover wasn't too bad, and the next day I met the most lovely biggirlsblouse for the day.

The reason I am telling you all this is because the following morning I woke up on my friend's couch with what appeared to be a crude drawing of a vagina on the back of my right hand. Being right handed, I couldn't have drawn it myself. This is an open forum to anyone who wants to create scenarios which would result me drunkenly having a vagina drawn on my hand. I honest to god, to this day have no idea how it got there.

(EDIT: Sorry, forgot to mention that on my phone was a photo of said vagina on the back of my hand from the night before).
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:19, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SOMEONE DREW ON YOU WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

D:
was it an alien?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Somebody pressed their cunt against an ink pad
And then rubbed your hand on it.
( Captain V, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

You know how when you go outside a nightclub
and they stamp theback of your hand with something so you can get back in without paying?

Maybe they'd misplaced the stamp and drew a front-bottom on your hand instead.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Or perhaps
it was to indicate that the hand in question had gained entry to "Flaps" premier nightspot? Or an actual ladygarden.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Ticket to fist?
which was the working title of "Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:26, Reply)