Where the fuck is everyone tonight?

( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:01, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

not too sure but I know where I'd LIKE to be

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

So do I.
Curled up in bed.
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

me too
but with this gorgeous hunk of man meat rubbing my feet
*sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Eeehh... not sure if want.
Am very picky about my manbeasts.
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

tell me of your personal preferences

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

One non-famous manbeast I can think of offhand...
I likes teh Hugh Jackman but only when scruffy (best example is Van Helsing), Viggo Mortensen but only in LOTR, and Spoony, for some reason.
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I don't like long hair on men...
how about this?

lets be honest here

I really like cowboys country men.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

*spazzes*
Unf unfgggergghh. What was I saying? I likes long hair, stubble and preferably frock coats and am also partial to the odd small beard (just not Blessed proportions).
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

oh men
I love men *sigh*
I really should look into getting me one of them
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I has one. A tame one.
They're most useful in all situations from sexy tiem to killing spiders.

And I always forget how much I love them. Sigh.
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I can kill my own spiders but I can't cuddle myself.
I need a cuddler.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I refuse to live without cuddles.
Ever. They are my life, yo.
( Maladicta, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

but I MUST live without them
as I has no man ting
bah oh well

I'll console myself by having beers tonight
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Frock coats?
Small beard?

Stubble?

Line breaks?

*Helloooooooooooooooo*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Sad
Watching Harry Potter while trying to write some software... sad I know.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Just got home
Very pissed, thank you, after watching superb cricket in the boozer.

Have poured myself another glass but not sure I can physically drink any more. The glass and I are glaring at each other malevolently.

Onions and Anderson. Graham and Jimmy. 77 runs, 7 wickets, one session.

Any other gods pale into insignificance.

Now - for next week let's loose the fop and bring on the Harmison because I'll be there, in the West Stand, for all five days and taking the Ashes back at Headingley will make my life complete.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Steve Harmison
Is a nice bloke. He was in one of our local clubs a couple of years ago buying everyone drinks. Hasn't forgotten his roots at all. Much like Sir Bobby, R.I.P.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Never been interested in football at all
But Bobby Robson always seemed like a nice feller - probably, in my eyes, because he had sufficient intelligence and humility to understand that football was just a part of life and that the world didn't revolve around him.

For iconoclasts like me I'd rather have had him as a doyen of English football than a swaggering, spitting, semi-articulate foreigner. For the purposes of this arguement Scotland constitutes foreign.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

He was
I saw him outside St James' Park once. A wee kid rushed up to him, asked him for his autograph and he duly obliged, signed his bus ticket, ruffled his hair and sent him on his way, grinning all the while.

Decent bloke, grounded, and thoroughly canny. Not many left like him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I was playing poker
Now I'm rubbing the bills on my face and going mm-mm-mm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Yves Ningue
Just got back from the battlecruiser. Left early because I'm thinking of doing a 20 mile walk tomorrow, but even so am slightly drunk.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Lurking
I have mainly been lurking in /b/ for the last Over 9000 hours instead of doing some work and going to bed. Now I'm here instead of doing some work and going to bed.
( Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)