Hello internets.
I am a very, very dead Lusty this morning.

Hangover cures please.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:54, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A slap up feed at a greasy spoon!
And: Gooood Mooooooorniiiiing, Lusty! *schlomps*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

If only greasy spoons existed here.
I miss real bacon
:(
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

A mighty good dicking
works for me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Pint glass.
1 can of red bull, topped up with equal orange and cranberry (note, there are two different drinks there, not just one j20).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Three cups of coffee
A shower, teeth brushed and then a can of coke usually does the trick for me.

And maybe another hour in bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:03, Reply)

I'm drinking coffee in bed.
I don't think I could stand up long enough for a shower at the moment.
Oh dear I think I'm broken.

Wine + beer + vodka jelly + rum = bluuuurrgggghhhhhh
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Oh dear...
you is borked and no mistake. Hope you're feeling human again soon!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Morning oh lustful one
Have you had your mail yet?
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Not yet.
Canadian post is painfully slow though.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:06, Reply)

:(
I hope it arrives soon!
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Me too!
I'm hoping you sent me a b3tan.
( wanderlust, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Unfortunately not
I'd very much have liked to climb in a box and send myself to you.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Wouldn't you be quite cheap to send airmail?
You'd only need a teeny tiny box...
(berk, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Dialyte or whatever it's called
That and some ibuprofen and a long shower should sort you out.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Feminax
or some other such PMS-style medicine, if it's got caffeine in. It wakes you up, cheers you up and gets rid of headaches. Winner! I discovered this by accident when I woke up with a massive hangover and all I had was some Saldeva (Spanish Feminax).
Also works for blokes (I guess).
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Masturbation. Honestly.
And failing that (because you're sharing a hotel room with two blokes, and it just wouldn't be right) then you could try a long walk with a snog at the end.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

sleep more
or just drink some vodka/juice.
( cackers, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Two Shits
Not one.

Two.

Always feel fine after my second shit.
( Peej, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

That would be my advice if I were to become a Samaritan.
"You want to kill yourself? Have a shit; everything seems better after a good shit".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)