I C E C R E A M

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've got a club point card on my recept.
If you want, and it's entirely up to you, I don't mind eaither way, you can have it.

I understand how some people feel funny about accepting gifts though, so I won't make you take it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Make her take it
Make her take it like the dirty little bitch that she is!

Ahem.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

You've no idea...

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

*imagines*
*has ideas*
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Stop that!
*sniggers*
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Hmmm...
I'd be happier with a peanut butter milkshake, tbh.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Oooohhhh, ermm, I'm sorry, it's my fault really.
There appears to have been a misundestanding, it's probably a bit on my part, and a bit on your part. I didn't mean to imply that my Tesco Clubcard Point that I have available is in lue of a Peanut Butter KitKat Milkshake. I'm really sorry, I don't know how this kind of misunderstanding could occar. I'm not very good with words, so it might be my fault.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

In that case, forget the clubcard point.
I've a feeling it will bring you more pleasure. Let's just talk about it over sweet, sweet goodness later. And milkshakes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Phew, I was kindda hopeing you would say that, it's my first ever point, and I need them all if I'm going to reach level 70 by the time the year is out.
It's a deal.

Hay, listen, I'm just wonderin', just sayin' like, if you happen to want something from Tesco, and you don't want your clubcard point, do you think...ermm...you know....ermm... nah', never mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Tell ya what...
if they have organic milk, I'll buy some from there later before I go home, OK? And you can have any points this brings.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Oh my goodness ! Thank you so much !
I'll phone them ahead to make sure they put one aside for you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

AGHHHHH
THERE IS A FUCKING SPIDER IN MY DOUGNUT

FUCKING HELL, A DEAD SPIDER !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Oh there is not.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)

There fuckin' well is, I'm waiting for my phone to charge up now so I can photograph it.
Fuckin' 'ell, I'm not joking =((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

And just like that
the magic of Tescos is gone forever.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

From Hero to Zero.
www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=8187185&id=532685626&ref=nf
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

post it here
Facebook is having a spaz-attack
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

on the plus side, everyone will be flocking to Tesco and you can visit Asda

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

That was the shortest love affair in history.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)