Alphabet soup
so Subway claim that B.M.T. - a pepperoni, salami and ham sub - stands for Bigger Meatier Tastier.

That's obviously bollocks, it clearly stands for Bad Muslim Taboo.

Kindly inform me of what other acronyms REALLY stand for.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:36, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

C.D.C.
Central Distribution Centre.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:40, Reply)

WTF
Where's the fudge? IN MA BELLLY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

You really are a Fat Bastard!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

the other other white meat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

YMCA
Your Mother Craves Anal
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

FYI on a forwarded e-mail
Fucked if I'm dealing with this
You deal with it instead
I'm going to sit on my arse and do no work while you keep me in a job

*may or may not have recently received a forwarded e-mail from a lazy boss*
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

ROFL
Right
Over
Fucking
Land
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I did hear from a mate
That BNFL was said internally to stand for But Not For Long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

BNP
Bigoted Nasty People
( Peej, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

RAC
Raping anal cavities
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:11, Reply)

AA
Anal Assistant
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

NSPCC Guidelines to kids faced with 'Uncle Dave' at 2am:
Never Suck Penis, Children...Chew.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:15, Reply)

this is a good one
*salutes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:19, Reply)

MFI
Midget Felching Incorporate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

TGB
Totally Groping Breasts
*hopes*
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Ooh a whole weekend of being groped by you sounds awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Tits Gag Bill
Tastes (of) Gummy Bears
Temporary Ghost Buster
Topless Gogo Bitch
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

HTML
hot tight minge licking
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

BMI
Baby massacre imminent
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

skill
As in, 'are you skill?'

To which you, in your childish youth might reply 'yes?'

And then the insult starts.

'Errugh, you lezzer'

'eh?'

'You said you were skill, that stands for 'The Skillest Kid In Lezzy Land' 'You lezzer'

And then you'd continue playing football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)

When I was at Primary school it was
'Do you have skill?'

'Yeah'

'Eugh, skills an African bum disease!'
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:40, Reply)

ABC
‘What are the first 3 letters of the alphabet?’ asks the person who enjoys being beaten-up

‘ABC’ you reply

‘ABC?’ You sure?

‘ABC, yes’

‘Urrugh, you said yes to ABC, that makes you an African Bum Cleaner’

Kicking commences

Tell ya, it was all go at my school
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:41, Reply)

DNA
National Dyslexics Association.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Nice
Similarly... CDO

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, I've got to have it in alphabetical order
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 2:25, Reply)

In days of old
DHSS was the Department of Stealth and Total Obscurity.

HMRC - Huge Mother Raping Cunts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:45, Reply)