Amusing design flaw
Noting the prettiness of a brassiere in a high street store today, I moved in for closer inspection. Dear god they actually have my size, at a reasonable price, no padding (a bonus when you don't need to enhance your goodies) and decent support from the underwiring. Queued for 20 minutes or so to get into the changing sweatshop area, tried it on and found the flaw...elasticated shoulder straps. WHY IN THE BUGGERING FUCK would you make the straps elasticated, thus rendering it unwearable for any occasion other than for the 30 seconds before sexytiem when your chosen partner will admire it?

What other entertaining design flaws have you noticed recently?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:49, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pint glasses
They become empty faaaar too quickly. This renders them needing to filled at more regular intervals, culminating in a sore head the next day and a mouth like a sandpit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I'd agree with you, but I don't do pint glasses as I'm a laaaaaydeeeee
How was the bash for you guys? Enjoyable I hope? I was out drinking too much last night, so I didn't have to sit on here and be morose without you lot entertaining me :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

It was full of excellent win, thanks.
Everyone's gone now, bar BGB who leaves tomorrow. I think I broke myself this morning laughing as V and CHCB popped over and V just became everyone's humour punchbag. Again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

And that's unusual how? V is and always will be the humour punchbag as it's just too easy. He loves it though
you can tell by his smiley catface.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

This is true
And it's just as well really.

Hmm. BGB and Tourette's appear to have zonked on the sofas after last night's awesomeness.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Put their hands in bowls of warm water
I dare you, I double dare you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Nah
I'd only have to clean up the mess afterwards. Probably.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Wuss
Also, hello.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

'Lo PoD
Trust me, getting tired ladies to piss themselves is not a good idea.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Sounds like the voice of experience, that does
Sounds like everyone had fun times last night at your fun northern bash. I on the other hand ended up playing virtual golf in what was essentially a glorified pub. It was a touch strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Not if you remove the bowls before they wake up and blame it all on them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

now becky
you know the drill

"a bonus when you don't need to enhance your goodies"

POIDNH
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Doesn't apply when trying on stuff in changing rooms as you can't really do pictures there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

which changing room
i can check through my webcam backups
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Erm...I'm not sure if I should say
Primache
Classy chick me! In my defence, I was looking for vests since one of mine developed a hole from a cat clawing me during the week and I only noticed after I'd left the house today
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)

righto....
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ah! there you are... have you tried colour run remover on those knickers? still, nice arse!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Hmm.
The drivers of Leytonstone seem to have a problem with distinguishing the brake pedal from the accelerator. Gits.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Fuckers
Move here instead. They honk, but they know how to slow down in a hurry.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:22, Reply)