iPhones are great
and I was going to get one but I got a high maintenance boyfriend instead so I can't afford one. But if I had the chance and any money, I'd get an iPhone. This is highly unscientific advice, however.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm low maintinance
I'm not tall enough to reach high maintenance :(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not convinced.
Since falling in love with you, sweetcheeks, my disposable income has all but disappeared, and I believe there is a correlation there.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I blame hotel bills
We need the advice of an expert hotelier to help us find knock down deals.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Hi guys!

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

And one who can advise us on which type of hamster to get.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

My advice to you is this:
www.tents-direct.co.uk/show_tents.php?productid=1460&forsale=tents&price=cheap&onlineproduct=Lightweight+Dome+Tents

And get a rat. They're cooler than hamsters.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Grrr
Stupid hamsters. I don't even remember agreeing to one.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D GIVE ME A HAMSTER!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

You're definitely not getting a hamster then

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

And you're definitely not getting any.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You are a terrible penis

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

And you're a rubbish cock.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

To save crackhouse the effort
And you're you've got a rubbish cock.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Marvellous.
V is on auto-correct.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

My work is never done
V is on auto-correct a keen morris dancer.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Tal says she is not pleased with you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

What? Why?
:(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Because she knows you're being naughty.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I'm not being naughty!
And how does she know? I'm such a good boy.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

She is omniscient.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I see
In that case I'll stop behaving =D
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

She says:
Tell him I am watching him now and I am appalled.

Oh V :(
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Ack

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

good lord,
the training is working!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Excellent.
Now we just need an auto-al.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I shall build a mechanical device
To make Al thrust involuntarily.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'll be sure to remember my roofies on my next visit

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Waste of money, I'll probably be asleep anyway.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Aye
Your new medication has ruined you :(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Can you put a rat in a hamster ball?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

You can get rat balls.

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Sorted.
Wait. Are they like chicken balls?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Nah,
Quite a lot smaller.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

you've got rat balls
or so I'm told
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)