I've been given a marrow by the person in the next office.
I've no idea what to do with it.

Any suggestions?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:42, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've still got time
to use it creatively and post a story to the QotW.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Shove it right...
into a soup.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Cut the end off it,
Hollow it our, carve it like an Easter Island Head and put a candle inside it.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Kaol, like a preschooler, just bigger.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

You clearly take no joy from the simple things in your life.

( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I like this.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I'm glad that I'm still
Providing a valuable service.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Beat somebody to death with it

( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*points at V*

( thealternativefact, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Squelchy death.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Fill it with gunpowder
And blow up a greengrocers.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Greengrocery? In this part of Manchester?
Pfffftttt. That ain't ever gonna happen. Three times in the last few weeks I've had to tell the girl on the checkout at Tesco that the orange things on the conveyor are apricots.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

You should tell her
They're "Tesco Value Loose Clementines".
Way cheaper.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=Marrow+recipes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Drive a six inch nail through it
then throw it out of the window.
Some girl did that with our form teacher's prize marrow during Harvest Festival when I was in year 8.
I think it would be as amusing today as it was then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

perform a bone/marrow transplant
I suggest transplanting a marrow in place of Bono's skull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

pop it in the oven to warm it,
punch a suitably-sized hole in it,

and fuck it.

You know you want to.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:07, Reply)

The important part there is OVEN.
Not microwave. Not EVER.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)

wouldn't the inside turn to nothingness
rendering it unfuckable?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I can picture the scene now.
Gen: How was the marrow?
Enzyme: Oh, fine, thanks. I got some advice from strangers of the internet on what to do with it.
G: So what did you do?
E: Well, I sort of low-roasted it for a bit to soften the flesh...
G: ... yeah...
E: And then I knobbed it to a pulp.
G: ...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

you must do this, purely for the conversation
and you must record it. (the conversation, not the knobbing)


I'm disappointed about the lack of reaction to my bone/marrow transplant quip.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It should have said "Bono-marrow transplant"
Then I would have given you a brandy and a cigar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:26, Reply)

damn
close, but no cigar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I enjoyed it greatly.
You have my silent admiration.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

You could sit on it?
End-on, naturally.

Lube is a must, though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Chop it into small pieces
and stick it back together using cocktail sticks.
Your very own 3D puzzle.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)