You're give the maigal 'speshul' power of...
....being able to slap someone hard, without being seen. But you can only do it once.

Who would it be and why?
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:38, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Looks like I already have this power.
Edit: you, for not proofing your post.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:41, Reply)

D'oh!
Spotted, and edited!
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:42, Reply)

you for saying 'speshul'

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

are we allowed to slap them wherever we want?
and how hard are we talking here? hard enough to stun them slightly? knock them to the ground? knock them out? kill them?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:45, Reply)

It's at your..
..discretion.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:46, Reply)

this is going to take some serious thought
obviously it needs to be someone super annoying, it needs to be done when they are either on live TV, or recorded in front of an enormous audience....

actually, no thought required

It has to be Bono, during a big televised U2 concert, slapped so hard around his stupid face that he gets knocked off the stage and loses his hearing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

This ^
I fucking HATE Bono... you come from Ireland, why are you wearing sunglasses you dick!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:53, Reply)

I can just imagine slapping him
it'd be ace.

and even though people couldn't see me at the time, I'd get a photo of him just after being slapped, photoshop myself into it and get it on a t shirt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I do
quite frequently... in his big stupid face!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

A mate of mine asked if I wanted to see a U2 concert
"Not really" I replied. A week later he phoned up and said he would pay for both of us and do the driving. My response? "Nah".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

good man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Tony Blair or Dubya himself
i'll have to flip a coin to decide who gets it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'd pick
a sexy b3talady. On the arse. As she was leaving the shower.
( djtrialprice, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Vpos, and then i'ld knick his ribs.
It would be the perfect crime.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

was that a poorly spelt version of my name?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

No,
That's the "street" way of saying it.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:09, Reply)

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.... yes
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Whoever is picking the QOTW this week
Since I would put money on it being shit. Again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)

I'd let you off with this
If you actually contributed a suggestion yourself ;)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Have too
I'm pretty sure I have in the past too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Hey thats not fair posting after I said that!
And in the past doesn't count, it has to be relevant for this week. P.s. your suggestion sucks balls :P
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:15, Reply)

It'll probably get picked then.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I would pick....Malin Akerman
And then I would slap her on the clunge.

But when I say slap I mean SLOWLY GROPING AND INTIMATELY.

Yes....
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

You
and the hand that slapped you would have a dictionary, and a book of rules on grammer. It would be hitting you hard enough to ensure that those two books ended up lodged firmly in your skull.

"You's give the maigal 'speshul' power of..." - what the fuck?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I love you.
I hadn't noticed that, it's the price you pay for trying to B3ta with a boss looking over your shoulder.

As for the 'speshul' someone said it to me an email earlier, so I'm sticking with it. Even if I am beginning to regret it.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Grammer? Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)

oh god.....
yes, it appears I am also a smacktard. bugger. no high horse for me.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:36, Reply)

The guy that says "obviously"

at the end of the kebab pot noodle advert, obviously.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:37, Reply)

whoever came up with that "I want to do a poo at Paul's" advert
they all need to be fucking killed. by invisible slapping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I __hate__ that advert.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

It is truely cringeworthy

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Oh god yes.
I'll even hold them down for you, invisible or not.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)

They know who they are.
Nuff said.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Are you talking about me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Just for once.......no I'm not.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:20, Reply)