A'right, you slack-jawed mongs?
I have no time to write much here today because I am doing stuff OFFLINE.
What are you doing?
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:02, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been swearing at certain train company's websites for being fucking shit
It has now been resolved and I'm greatly looking forward to this afternoon and evening :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I'm surprised they don't require us to BLEED TEARS OF BLOOD to get our tickets.
Thieving cunts.
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

You mean you don't have the cd draw in your laptop that requires 10mls of plasma each time you buy a train ticket?
*specials*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I'm doing stuff OFFLINE too
with you
(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:05, Reply)

*excites*

( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I thought I was excited
but it turned out I just need a poo. Hopefully after my poo and some swimming I will be excited.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)

But SLAYER.
Thats to excite about alone. Well that and the fact that I called shotgun first.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Swimming with no goggles?
You man on the edge, you...
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

He means his paddling pool. It doesn't count

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I now have a lovely image of Al sitting in his paddling pool.
I shall stop thinking about it before he poos.
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

surrounded by beer and bacon explosion
it's a great image. I'd like to order a print please :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Oh man, I really want some bacon now
but I've just eaten my rice crispies.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I'm off to get a bacon butty
I NEEDS IT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I resolved the goggles issue
I went back and they gave me a box that did actually have goggles in it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Well, off you go then.
Firm up that body so that I can squeeze it later.
NO STRIKETHROUGHS.
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Recovering
Damn Sambuca and strange cheap cocktails. Oh, and looking forward to tonight!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Have you been mixing your colourful drinks again?

( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Yeah...
There was beer. Then there was strange orange drink, then strange blue drink, some more strange orange, then I think green was there at some point. Then sambuca, then I forget. And now my head feels a bit like a blast furnace.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)

rainbow drinks are never a good idea, no matter how pretty they look

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I know that now
I knew it before I started drinking. But for some reason drinking made me forget about the dangers of ordering alcohol by colour. And the fact that they where verryy cheap didn't help. Mind you, what I remember it was a good night :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:15, Reply)

And besides, it makes any sick prettier.

( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:16, Reply)

It does doesn't it?
I don't think I was sick though, which is always a bonus. I remember last time I was out opening a takeaway box the next day to find that I'd rather neatly puked into it and left it in the living room. But there's no takeaway boxes here, so I reckon I'm safe.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I'll be walking in the North Downs in Kent
And then off socialising with my fellow walkers.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:49, Reply)

How very healthy, Spak!
Although I suspect the socialising less so...
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Stop it, you.

( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)

You started it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:24, Reply)

This phrase led to millions of my people being killed on Tuesday...
so I'll bow out now.
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Morning folks!
Getting over a hangover at my ladyfriend's house, and checking mail since I no longer have a laptop after getting burgled on Wednesday night:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
How shitty :(
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I know!
I stupidly left it by the window so they must have known it was there. They bricked the window and unplugged it.

They were bloody quick cos I was out of bed and downstairs like a shit, sprinting barefoot into a room full of broken glass. Didn't so much as get a glimpse of them.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Aww that's shit mate :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

But on the plus side
I had a good evening last night; met up with Fuckarma for Leeds B3ta fun. He's a most pleasant chap.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

bad crack aboot the laptop dude. but apart from that
how the devil are yee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)