My nephew who's nearly nine years old is hitting a crossroads in his life.
He's discovered a liking for branded sportswear and Warhammer.

If he goes with Warhammer then he will become the most handsome geek ever to set foot in a Games store.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:45, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

do everything in your power
to stop him going down the branded sportswear route
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry.
My sister said she found him tucking his track pants into his socks once and she gave him a right earful : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

glad to hear it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Why do they do that?
It looks FUCKING STUPID!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

It began in inner city areas
Those who wear their pants like that would rob shops and drop the item in their pocket, which would have a hole in.

Simple, silly shoplifting is the answer to your question.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I feel all enlightened now.
Ta, spikey.

It still looks fucking stupid though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:27, Reply)

And if he goes with branded sportswear
he will be the most handsome chav ever to set foot in JD Sports
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Whatever he does........
He shall be bloody handsome doing it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

What?
He's more handsome than Wookiee?
Unlikely.
( thealternativefact, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Sad but true.
Wookie has been defeated in the handsome department.

Wookie still wins in the trousers with most pockets department though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

He needs them
so you don't know which one has the special wanking hole in.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

is it all of them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yes.

( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

He calls it
"The Lucky Dip"
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Kaol has investigated every one.

( thealternativefact, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

See above.

( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I thank you for the implication
that you can reach it, even through the pockets down by my ankles.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

*nods*
Everyone's a winner!
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Well, someone had to take my title eventually...
Tell him Space Marines are for poofters...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:04, Reply)