norks
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diddies

as for the bevvy, get into some fine belgian beers...hoegaarden and aventinus are good places to start
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good suggestion, except...
aventinus is german. not that there's anything wrong with that...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:39, Reply)

i stand corrected
it is indeed german, and one of my favourite beers of all time


i should have known better

*weeps*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

it's pretty awesome stuff
Have you tried the aventinus eisbock? same thing, only more intense
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:28, Reply)

NO
but i am fairly desperate to do so. the only place i have seen it is the Aventinus website itself. When i get some fast and loose cash, THEN.

How about Trappist Rocheforte 10, now there's a beer as well, like a meal in a glass.

Or a few of the Heather Ale beers..Froach, the heather one and the magnificent pine needle infused Alba.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

got some
rochefort 10 in my cellar at the moment. not exactly a summer beer, but a damned nice way to end an evening. the fraoch's pretty tasty. i'm curious to try their seaweed ale and their gooseberry ale looks interesting.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Delerium Tremens is a good one
I'm an XO cognac man myself, when possible - but if price is an issue move along, nothing to see here....

EDIT

Depends on the orbs in question, but sometimes they're most definitely good old KNOCKERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 17:39, Reply)

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A good Belgian beer I discovered recently is Chimay Bleue. A bit on the expensive side but tasty and gets you drunk pretty quick.

My vote is for chesticles.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:33, Reply)