Lesbo sex can never be wrong

ever.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it can if they are both really ugly.
and they are doing it in front of you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Ewww
There was a very cute pair of short lesbians at Kaols gig last saturday.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

The blonde one
Was my lab-partner for three years.
She wasn't always a lesbian.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

She wasn't always your lab partner either
I'm seeing a connection here. BGB! BGB! Mellicious is bound to turn into a lezza soon!
( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

:(
This is terrible news.
You awful penis.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Sorry buddy
just telling it like it is. Shame really, you two look good together. But I'm sure she'll look just as good with BGB.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

So... Maybe I should re-think moving to Wales?
HANG ON!
I SEE YOUR GAME ALAN-THE-FAKE-GEORDIE!
You want me to stay near London so you can have me for YOURSELF :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Dammit, you saw through my wicked plan.
*curses*
( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Your forgetting the fact she's far too young for me.
Sorry Kaol but she'd make a lovely lesbian.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I went to a gig once
and there were a couple of lesbians devouring each other directly in front of me. Normally this would be cause for celebration, but I kid you not, these were some of the ugliest people I have ever seen in my life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Are you sure
That one of them wasn't an ugly, effeminate man?
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

certain
there was nothing effeminate about either of them, and yet they were definitely female
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

in front of on
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

It can in those shitty porn films
where they think rolling their eyes whilst touching tongues and aligning their nipples counts as sex...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I touch my tongue
and align my nipples on the train all the time. And i've never been done for public sex yet.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)