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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cons: No cock, both partners being equally paranoid about the size of their respective arses, no cock, at least a week each month where there can be no sexy tiem, women are irrational and scary.
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but it's either true of hetero relationships or it's true of neither homo or hetero relationships. Being menstrual can make some laydeez super horn machines.
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

but the mess outweighs the desire for sexy tiem, surely? I'm not sure I could handle letting anyone near my ladygarden when Arsenal are playing...
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

As long as you have a wash afterwards it's no biggie.
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

that such activity should take place in the shower, for a minimum of mess, which sounds fun to me!
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

then once a month join togther like some sort of evil power rangers zoid-zilla
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Women who spend a lot of time together can synch. I remember when Stalker Girl came off the pill and synched with me; she thought it was the best thing ever... o_O
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

depending on the grooming habits of the lady in question
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

prior to sexy tiem; I've had it so badly in the past it's come up like a blister on my top lip...
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

The fact what is attached to the beard is also lovely was a big help.
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I'll cunt myself in the fuck. Especially as we're going to Paris next week.
( , Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
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