You're just as northern as me Al
except you've had it gradually eroded out of your psyche through persistent southern living.

*hums 'Local Hero' and gets nostalgic for the premiership*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you coping alright with watching Championship football
with no real manager and fewer good players?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Surprisingly
We've played better in two games than we did all last season! Not sure we'll get a repeat tonight of the 8-0 thrashing we dealt to Sheffield Wednesday a few years back, but I'm heartned by the start we've had so far :)

I just wish Mike Cashley would fuck off, the useless tub of lard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Ah, but do you eat lard butties?
I eat lard butties.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Oh god, no
I'm fairly refined for a northerner, dontchaknow. Ask al. I wear coats and everything and don't have a beard full of pastie crumbs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Your definitely a classy bloke : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Girl

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I will freely admit
that I am in touch with my feminine side :) I've even been known to buy tampons for the missus when she's up on blocks and unable to move because of the hideous cramps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Well done
Some men won't even by neurofen just in case someone thinks they're on the blob.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

seems ridiculous
I'll happily buy sanitary towels etc.

they're clearly not for me, so why get embarrassed?

it's like buying condoms. never saw any reason for embarrassment. just says to the world "yes, I'm getting some!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Not if you're buying
Phallic root-veg at the same time.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

or a bottle of ketchup I suppose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Like this?
b3ta.com/questions/schoolprojects/post502309
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)