Is this another Wormulus "comedy" account?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YES
Now sod off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

No it's Bert again
he hasn't been around for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Ah didn't really notice he was gone
Due to his underwhelming presence.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

You're funny, you are
really funny. Like Peter Sutcliffe.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

god I hope not.
I missed bert
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

This is not in the spirit of the thread

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Or the spirit of common sense.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Why do you all hate me?
It hurts my insides when you say things like that, hurts 'em real bad.

You nobber.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

don't care.
he knows I don't really hate him - so why should I lie about it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Go on, Poppet
Give me an insult, anything you like, just go for it, I won't mind.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:46, Reply)

She only doesn't hate you
because she hasn't met you. And you never mentioned her Visa.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

You loved me when you met me
Half the b3tans I met tried to rape me in one way or another, and it sickened me deeply.

I hope that she marries Halfy and becomes a fully-fledged British citizen, and then rubs her passport in your podgey little face.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Tried?
I suceeded and you loved it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:01, Reply)

That I certainly did
Quite a few of you have gotten away with raping me, hopefully it's been for the greater good of humanity.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

No reply from Al on this one?
He's such a big, hairy, girly reamtard.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

You pathetic, shitty, pus-filled hobo hat.
/guilts

EDIT: I'm so out of practise!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)

You've made me erect

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:52, Reply)

you slag.
fucking hell I'd forgotten how much silly fun you are to insult.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)