You just couldn't keep away you vile little turnip.
Well don't piss me off because I'm in a bad mood this month.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Three months was pretty good going
I felt free and 'normal' for a long time, but the Monkeysex started slipping out when I was with the Mrs, so I've had to come back to keep it contained.

Marry me, you old boot?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I can't marry you.
I'm promised to Satan.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

See me on the side?
I'll totally rock your world.

Literally, I just bought a rocking chair.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

You might rock my world but I would blow your mind.
Horny middle-aged women sex FTW!
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I agree with this sentiment entirely
I just got back in touch with an old friend of mine, she's about 43, and she's been telling me all about her sordid little adventures, the filthy little minx.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

month week.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:55, Reply)

week lifetime
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)