Rign them up and say these exact words
What do I sound like? A fucking idiot?
You seriously think I'm going to get an engineers report for my computer screen, under warranty from your shitting shop? Really?

How about I bring the monitor into the shop and you can use one of your 'engineers' to assess how broken it is, at your own expense you total fucking cunt? Would you like that?

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL, BUYING A MONITOR AND BEING TOLD WHEN I BOUGHT IT THAT IF I HAD ANY PROBLEMS YOU WOULD SORT IT OUT FOR ME.
I NEED THIS MONITOR TO LIVE, IT IS IN FACT MY HEART MONITOR

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

EXACTLY

I am extrememly disapointed in your turdy shop you fucking pædophile.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How can I possibly
argue against a trainee barrister's advice?

I won't ring them though. Last time I did that I singularly failed to speak to a hooman. The computerised voice service just hung up on me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Go into the shop
and hassle them in person.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)