I want to know where he put his actual dick
that she could couldn't feel it whilst she grabbed his balls.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It could be
An "innie".
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:23, Reply)

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Hahaha!
What was your old account that posted that called?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

It's this account actually
It changes its name between

Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland
Lord Scrope of Masham
and
Richard Earl of Cambridge
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Sir Knight Grey of Northumberland,
That was the one that got people into troll-fury.
*nods*
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

That particularly day started well for the trolling
but the quality dropped off quite quickly, which was a shame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

The single most punchable face
EVER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Why don't you try it?

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Because you'll go all mental
with your knives and prostitutes and zombie-vampire-ishness
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

A couple of years back, maybe.
Now I think I'd just end up laughing. Like I said, you're welcome to try though.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I wouldn't want to lose a hand
in one of your chubby cheeks.

Ooh, this is all a bit 'playground', isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

A little, yeah.
I think I'll go back to ignoring you.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

But you can't
I always make you rise lower yourself to it eventually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

INTERNET HARDMAN ON QOTW
YES!
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Nah,
I'm sure it'd hurt, quite a lot.
I just like the fact that I could annoy someone so much online that they feel the need to punch me in the face.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's easy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

I'm still kinda proud.

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

You don't annoy me online
I just think that your face is very punchable.

I don't know what it is about you in person, but your presence makes me revulse.

EDIT I don't think you've ever said or done anything to annoy me, there's just something about you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

It's a gift, isn't it?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

My thinking is...
he didn't get away with it, she knew from the start but realised that it'd probably be better than waiting for a hard on so played along.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

it went soft and small
so he could have positioned it along the upper side of the dildo in the same hand and she might not have felt it.
No, wait...
No. Dunno.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I thought he was holding the dildo between his legs
I want a drawing of how he arranged his genitals so as to not arouse suspicion.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

I doubt he 'aroused' very much
LOL
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Oh yeah
So maybe his penis was in one of his hands, he was propped up on the other hand, and the dildo was between his legs.
Right?
No... Yes?
Logistical nightmare.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:29, Reply)

You're talking about this like you were the girl.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, it was me
I didn't even notice the difference. I thought it was a real penis. A bit plasticky and cool, but a penis all the same.
I've no idea where his real one was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Y'see, there's always the
"Oh FFS... Does he think I'm STUPID? I'll let him "finish", then that's it, never again."
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I hope it didn't happen.
It's dreadful.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

If it's true,
that's the only thing that explains the situations.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

There is absolutely no way that I am ever going to belive that this is true.

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

If it is true
Then the only bit he lied about is the cigarette. I don't think she'd be so considerate as to put it out. I think she was bifting throughout.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I refuse to believe it's false.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

In case you ever end up
Having sex?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Why would she want someone
to pretend to fuck her whilst actually using a dido?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Anyone who brings Dido into it
does not deserve to be fucked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Can you imagine shoving her
stupid smug face into a foaming twat?
( Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Wailing as she goes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)