By the time I get home from work all the shops are closed
If we didn't do our shopping a Sunday I don't know when we would be able to. I think Tesco should be open all day on Sunday so I don't have to fight with everyone trying to fit their shopping in to 6 hours opening.
( Peej, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They should get deliveries every day too
so that when I go on a sunday they haven't just got the shit leftovers from Saturdays mob of mouth breathing council house tennants.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:43, Reply)

also
retired people shouldn't be allowed to go to the supermarket at the weekend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Or women with buggies that they use as fucking weapons.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Women with buggies
shouldn't be allowed anywhere. Letting some gurning retard spunk his geordie wallpaper paste into your greasy snatch does not give you the right to push in front of me or walk slowly when I'm trying to get to the bread counter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

What about men with buggies?
I don't mind women with buggies but I hate two women with buggies as they insist on walking side by side blocking up the whole fucking world! ARGH!
( Peej, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:50, Reply)

ANYONE WITH A BUGGY OR NEAR A BUGGY SHOULD BE SHOT DEAD.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I think a buggie is better than letting my insane 18 month old toddle about

( Peej, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Oh PeeJ
This is no place for tolerance, you know.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Tollerate my insane daughter at your peril :P

( Peej, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Maybe if you and your "wife" weren't such appaling parents
your "child" wouldn't be so incapable as to need pushing everywhere in a big plastic ankle crusher.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:57, Reply)

i have a buggy
and i enjoy deliberately catching peoples ankles. Also, they're great for pushing through crowds. I am very important and so is my child so we should generally have right of way. People without children are probably dangerous paedophiles.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Your "child" is just a shaved lamb carcass wrapped in blankets
and you only push your pram around because it's a great cover for your violent sex attacks against pregnant women.

I know you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

this is the funniest thing I've read all day
And I now have a mental image stuck in my head that's causing me to officelol repeatedly, so I think I'd better go home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I just officelolzed very loudly indeed
and will now send myself home in disgrace.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply)

you people are great
I've just finished cobbling together loads of work in a stressed out manner, and I return to all this :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:09, Reply)

What I want to know is when they stopped being called pushchairs
and started being called buggys?

I am a dreadful snob and I think of buggy as being a really common word for pushchair but now it seams to be common parlance.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You're a disgusting snob
and should be ashamed of yourself. And you call yourself a teacher. You're just a big ball of prejudice on legs waiting for the next poor kid to come into your classroom so you can denigrate them and shatter their dreams.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I am a snob
and I am not ashamed.

I just have standards.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Al is a standard.
He is the standard for sick filth - worse than Al and you'll be skinned and dried on the roof of the local church.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Slightly after...
...'kids' became an acceptable substitute for 'children' rather than referring to baby goats.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Or on the road
In the mornings or evenings.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:47, Reply)