How can you not like vacuuming?
It's the best of all teh domestic chores. Although I recently discovered how satisfying descaling things could be.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've a kettle needs descaling.
We live in a very hard water area. You can come round and descale my kettle anytime, al (just wait until Catface's car has gone, then knock three times on the window).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I'll bring the lemon juice

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

it has to be in one of those squirty fake lemons

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I'll bring two
and you can pretend to milk me. I know you love that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I'll have the pancakes rolled and ready

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I can see you know in a pink pinny
and marigolds saying

'Gosh darn! I loathe this vile scaly kettle. What will Mrs Perkins say when the vicar comes round for tea?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I reckon the vicar would get bulgy eyes
and say "Hello Laydeez"

If only I had a picture that represented this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:31, Reply)

If only...
*sighs*
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Oh look I found one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

HAHA

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)