I know how you like to be treated.
You love it when I do things that make you feel short:

* Deriding your penile length
* Making you pose for photos holding signs that deride your penile length
* Wearing stilts and spanking you with a long paddle
* Making you wear a strapon over your own cock so it looks like a normal penis.
* bumming you with a plaster cast of your own member and shouting 'Can you even tell if it's in yet?'
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can she tell if it's in yet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

How did you get that footage?
I told him no one would ever see that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Why do you all call him catface?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

He's got the face of a cat.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Ah , a bit like baldmonkey and his catlegs.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Exactly.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Only without being a totally unfunny cunt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

haha
Someone doesn't like baldmonkey.
You are wrong. I hope you know this. He's one of the best people on here.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:42, Reply)

^this

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Has he vanished though?

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Temporarily I hope.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

I thought he was killing himself
Or possibly going to KFC
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Baldmonkey has his own fanclub.
Who knew.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

A lot of people on /talk don't like him either

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

He's a bit like myself in that respect.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Except he's not got
A robotic second account that types entirely in capitals.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

That's not mine.
It's too shit even by my standards.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Who is it then?

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Who?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I wish I knew

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

No I meant who is the capital letter writing account he's talking about

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Mecha-Voltan
it's a shit meme machine.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

'cause he's got a big catface
he's go the body of a cat and the face of a cat and he floats through the air 'cause he's got a catface.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:37, Reply)