Yes it hurts but if it hurt too much then nobody would be having babies.
And you actually get a baby at the end of it, which is a bonus.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A bonus?
Fritzl certainly thought so.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

i posted this on the main board yesterday
perfect for ALL incestuous rapists


(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:38, Reply)

That's made my fucking day.
Nicely done!
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Seconded
*places order*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:02, Reply)

yes, that's what people keep telling me
but newborn babies are a) quite dull, and b) fairly ugly, aren't they? oh well, it'll all be worth it. in 18 years or so when he's left home.
and at the moment, I don't give a fuck how much it hurts, I just want this baby out of me. only 22 days or so to go...

*positive thinking mode*
( ascorbate, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Let's not beat around in the bush here,
Babies are hideously ugly.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

very true
but I keep telling myself that I'll think my baby is cute, no matter what he looks like. so long as he isn't ginger, of course. nobody loves a ginger baby.
( ascorbate, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Hahaha!
And I've found my new sig.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)

it's a popular saying in Glasgow
www.amazon.co.uk/Nobody-Loves-Ginger-Laura-Marney/dp/0552772038

sadly this book is total shite, but the title is what made me buy it. and get copies from 2 friends as presents...
( ascorbate, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I prefer
"treated like a ginger stepchild"
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Ahem
Not all of them...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Sorry,
But you've got parent-goggles on.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I bought 'em from Cancer Joy
they're great!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:09, Reply)

You've not...
OH GOD!
He only sells incest-related goods.
Jesus wept.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Jesus was not alone.
*repulses self*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

om
nom nom
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:22, Reply)

oh dear
i think you have been told a whole lot of bullshit in the run up to this

New born babies are most certainly NOT dull, in fact, i guarantee that the word phrase 'i am bored' will probably not cross your mind for the first 10 months. Some babies are hideous, true, but that is mostly down to the pikey DNA they have inherited. My two babies, on the other hand, where perfectly formed and beautiful. When they were a few months old, right up until they were about 3, particularly with my my son, i would get all manner of woman stop me in the street and comment on how good looking they were. Coo-ing and coochy coo-ing for all they were worth. It was odd and strangely endearing.

So in summary, your child will be both exciting and beautiful!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Your kids weren't cute
the women were stopping you because you had proved yourself to be a viable spunk producer and their hormone addled minds were desperately craving anyone that could lob some virile spluff up their dessicated twats so they could produce a similarly ugly sprog of their own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

well
that was my initial theory, but when i whenever i would stoop to rape them, they would scream and protest. I usually just squirted some curd on their jacket, if they wanted to stuff it up their cloppers later when they had calmed down, then fair enough.

Never happy these bloody women, eh!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)